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Happy: Today we are going to be talking about reproduction. I want everyone get a lab partner of the opposite sex.
[Crashing sound, Juvia has tackled Gray]
Gray: What the!?!?!
Juvia: He's mine Lucy!!!
Lucy: Why do you think I wanted him as my partner!??
Happy: Now as I was saying, Today we will forming lab partners to better understand reproduction.
[Loud Crash, Elfman has KOed Wakaba for trying to partner with Mira. Mira is doing a facepalm atm]
Elfman: You must be a greater man than me to partner with my sister!!!
Happy: That's not how reproduction is supposed to go Elfman you can't partner with your sister and she has to have a lab partner! Mirajane partner with Freed!
Freed: Uhhhh.... parrr... ttnerr? {looks petrified}
[sound of desk being smacked]
Happy: Ok, that's it! Evergreen your Elfman's partner!
Elfman & Evergreen: Like I'd partner with Him/Her!!!
[crying sound from mirajane]
Lucy: Wow people sure are acting crazy today, don't you think so Erza? [Lucy is shocked to see Erza already sitting on Jellal's lap and him looking scarred out of his wits]
[Lucy looks around the room... pretty much everyone has a partner already, for example Biska and Alzack are too frozen to move but it's clear they both want to be each others partner, Kana has all but smothered Macao with her breasts, Gajeel is standing behind Levi and she looks like she's too happily confused to think straight,
, Reedus is starring at her...]
Lucy:
[and falls out of her desk]
[On to Natsu who was already on the floor rolling with laughter at todays events]
Happy: Natsu and Lucy [seems to have written there names in his book... seems to have muttered under his breath "she liikkkess him"]
Natsu: {sound muffled} Would you get off of me you smell like a fish!
Happy: FISH!!!
Lucy:
[
Natsu repeatedly]
Happy: Mirajane go sit next to Freed now!
Mirajane: Yes, sir. [she gets ups]
Freed: ARGHHH!!
[Entire class turns to see Mira out of the facepalm position only to realize she still has the Devil makeup on from last nights Karaoke... though Juvia and Gray haven't noticed since she's still on top of him in a tackle position]
Happy: Juvia get off Gray... and as for the lesson. You are are to grow me as many fish as possible!
Classes reaction:
Happy: The group that brings me the most each class will get extra credit, and yes this will be available to do every class till you graduate. Also, an exemption from tests to those who prove to me they mastered ways to cook fish
[he walks over to Lucy]
Happy: Could you tell me where you bought that perfume Lucy?
Lucy:
[Happy is last seen entering orbit]