[tatami]

i did post this on another thread but hell i will post it again

Spoiler for short story:

sasuke: you!
neji:and you!

stares each other for a short time and suddenly :

O_O BYAKUGAN!
@_@ SHARINGAN!

sasuke: omg you have a doujutsu too? superb n_n
neji: seems like you are an uchiha...cute eyes n_n

neji: so how does it work?
sasuke: well its mostly about copy ninjutsu cast genjutsu and predict taijutsu moves...kinda...
neji: nice :thumbs up: mine has 360 degree vision and can see far away and stuff...
sasuke: cool... eerm...so what do we do now? wanna take a peek to womens bath ?
neji : well...i dont need to "take a peek" i just can see them from here n_n cool aint it?
sasuke : really? that far?
neji: sure! O_O BYAKUGAN!
sasuke: ...
neji : well there is anko-sama ,kurenai-sama, sakura , ten ten , ino and ...
sasuke : and?
neji : ...
sasuke : hinata?
neji : yes... T_T
sasuke: impressive but you can only see them right?
neji : ?
sasuke : n_n lead the way i have an idea n_n
neji : O_O BYAKUGAN! ... this way...

-neji takes sasuke to hot bath-

neji : this is it...
sasuke : alright! check the perimeter !
neji : its cool no one is around...
sasuke : ok its my turn now follow me !
neji : ?

-both jumps in to the hot bath-

anko.kurenai: What the!?!?!
sakura , ten ten , ino , hinata : AEEEIEIEIEIAIEIEIEAIEIEIIIIIIEEIEIIEIE!!!!!!

sasuke : now!

@_@ SHARINGAN!

MULTIPLE GENJUTSU NO JUTSU (its 4 am in the morning here couldnt find a jutsu name n_n )

anko ,kurenai, sakura,ten ten,ino : o_O (paralysed by genjutsu )

sasuke,neji : VICTORY! n_n n_n

-suddenly a shadow appears behind them-

tsunade : you...little...bastards >_<"

AMATSU HANDOU !!!!

- hospital -

sasuke : X_X
neji : O_X
sasuke : so...
neji : so ...there was a 7th one...
sasuke : ...
neji : ...

fin n_n