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Old 2013-08-20, 02:48   Link #30076
Jinto
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Fürth (GER)
Age: 43
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Originally Posted by Xellos-_^ View Post
Nixon would have been proud to have call Obama "son"
Dick Cheney would give Obama 2-thumbs up.
J-Edgar Hoover would have tears in his eyes


and you guys back actually bought his "Hope and Change"
I don't know, maybe its just a well orchestrated move to boost a special export market (Obama wanted to raise exports). It serves as a kind of free advertisment for [Disclaimer: the follwing excerpt is pure fiction and contains a vast dosis of irony]:

Secret Service of Country X: Damn our constitution and laws do not allow us to spy on our citizens without hard reason. How are we supposed to improve our thread detection rate? (that corresponds to the yearly earnings of stock exchange listed companies)
We need to outsource this shit to someone who is good at it, doesn't have any scruple, is not too restricted by laws and is a reliable partner.

NSA guy 1: Hey fellas, you really think its wise to get such a shit storm in return for a good advertisment of our services?
NSA guy 2: Don't worry mate, you will see the president will like our export oriented thinking.
NSA guy 1: Ok, I make it look like a leak then.

Secret Service of Country X: Wow that NSA shit is serious business lets outsource our not so law-conform activities to the NSA, its worth every penny.
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