Low tension music. It is of a dark, wind-blown desert, littered with bodies. Lightning flash overhead and dreariness rules...
High Warlord Iam A. Roricon: For decades, I have been banished from my homeland... I've planned my campaign flawlessly... And yet, you dare enter my realm and undo it all.
(Music dies down)
You... are not prepared...
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This summer...
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(low war drums)
Erio finds a letter
Caro: (echoing in his mind) I'm sorry, Erio. For my people, I have to go...
Erio: Not again...
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...The Rider is alone...
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(drums grow louder)
Shari: I can't find Nanoha-san and Fate-san anywhere!
Vita: Hayate's still out fending off Gadgets!
Shamal: I'm sorry...
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...Not
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Yuuno: Let me show you how to do it the Roman way!
Zafira: I shall not be forgotten!
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More Action
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(Cue rock guitar theme)
Strada: [Exprozion!]
Erio flashes into Sonic Move, dashing left and right, lancing through the Lolicon Warriors.
Teana bullet times several warriors firing spells at her. She dodges and twists in slo-mo, avoiding everything while coolly shooting back, discarding her barrels, reloading while somersaulting and lands to shoot with full gun-fu prowess.
Subaru, screaming like an Amazon, throws a cyclone through, sending several warriors spinning over and over through the air.
Subaru: Now that's what I call
punching through!
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More Twists
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????: I am your father.
Erio: 
NOOOOOO---!!!
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And More Lolis...
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Loli platoon of maids with guns: The
Riot 6 Space Moerines reporting for duty, Erio-kuuuuuun~~
Erio collapses from loli-sense overload.
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And a new weapon...
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(music dims)
Erio: What's this Mask for?
Old Kamen Admiral: It'll help you accomplish your mission.
Erio: How does it work?
Kamen: Put it on when the time comes. You'll know when it's time.
Erio: I see.
Kamen: Welcome to the Fellowship, young Padawan.
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From the Director of
"The Paranoia of Chrono Hallaoun"
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(and brightens)
Nanoha: Chrono-ku--
Chrono: No
Fate: But--
Chr: I said No!
Hayate: You meanie!
Chr: My decision is final. The Athra got thrashed the last time around, and I won't let it happen to Claudia.
Aces: (whispers)
Chr: ?
Aces: Kyon, ONEGAI!!!
Chr: WHAT?!
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With award-winning cinematic choreography by
Kha the Cleric
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Erio: (breaks through sand dune) Don't do it! It's meaningless!
Caro: But--
(Suddenly get pornobound and screams as she is dragged away by an unseen force) Ahh! Erio-kun!
Erio: Caro!
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Witness the epic battle of
LURVE and
HOTBLOODED COURAGE like never before...
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(with a loud crash, the theme pauses)
Having absorbed its power, Iam lets the "Eternal Loli no Pantsu" fall from his hands and leaps into the air. He activates his gothic shouta barrier jacket, spreading his black angel wings, and punches through the cloths framed by the full moon.
Iam: YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!!!
Erio: Says who?!
(puts on Mask)
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(a dull slam of an iron door closing)
"The Ride of Erio Mondial 2: The Fellowship of the Mask"
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