[Satashi]

Spoiler for I had to....Blame IRC:

Nanoha threw the ball up into the air and hit it across the tennis court before running to the spot she thought it would be returned to. Not disappointed, she knocked it back and hoped a few times in place before seeing the person run forward. 'Oh he wants to have a close match up huh? Okay, I can do that!'

Instead of lobbing the ball, Nanoha quickly shot it back, making it bounce up quickly. The girl she was fighting backhanded the yellow fuzzy ball once more, hitting Nanoha's side of the court and forcing the girl to act quickly,spiking the ball down and making it flying high in the air. Her opponent eyes it darkly, growling as the onlookers laughed at her attempt to try and hit it. Pissed, she swung hard as it bounced back up, ignoring that it was Nanoha's point, and gave a sick smile as the ball hit the retreating girl's head and making her fall face first onto the court.

Dazed, Nanoha rolled over and looked up at the mass of people gathering over her and asking questions. "Wha... huh...?"

Keroko pushed some of them out of the way and looked down at her. "Nanoha... Nanoha, look at me." She frowned when it took the girl a few moments to focus on the voice. "She hit her head really hard... Nanoha, do you know who I am?"

"You're coach..." She muttered, almost drunken.

"And her?" Keroko pointed at her team mate's girlfriend.

"Fate-chan..." She blinked a few times.

Keroko smiled happily. "And you?"

Nanoha looked at the people seriously. "I am batman."

"Go sit down."

Nanoha shook her head and grabbed Keroko's shoulder, speaking as if she was trying to disguise her voice. "You don't understand, I'm batman!"

"No, I do, I do." Keroko patted her.

Five minutes later, Nanoha was sitting on the bench on the side-lines with a towel over her head and eating a candy bar. After a few moments she looked over at Fate with a serious expression. "Hello good citizen, My name is Batman. You could be my side-kick. Would you like that? Would you like to ride with..." She leaned closer and spoke in a raspy voice. "Batman?" Fate sighed and put her face into her hand while Nanoha stood and put her hands onto her hips. "To the Bat Cave!"

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