Kallen: Lelouch are you gay?
Lelouch: Yes, I do love y... wait WHAT!?
Kallen: Yaoi? YAOI!? I KNEW IT! DAMN IT LELOUCH WHY!? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TOY WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS!? I mean there was always something odd about you with your sewing skills, your obsessive neatness, and your exaggerated hand gestures, but I thought that was just a sign of your brilliance! Then you don't make a move on me all those times I've been naked or close to naked! Then when I was captured, Gino showed me Suzaku's photo album and you two smiling together... I mean I suspected... but... but... /sniffle...
Lelouch: Kallen, you've got it wrong... I...
Kallen: *sob* Suzaku... you love him don't you? If you say that you love him, I'll never forgive you! /cry
Lelouch: Kallen, I'm telling you...
Kallen: When you took the throne, and I saw you crossing your legs, a part of me just died inside... and then.... that... man... and the look on your faces... by your side... I SHOULD BE BY YOUR SIDE! I SHOULD BE THE KNIGHT OF ZERO! I SHOULD BE THE ONE YOU LOVE! /collapses to her knees, sobbing and pounding Lelouch's chest
Lelouch: But...
Kallen: And now... those robes... could it be any more obvious? WHY WAS I SO BLIND!?
Lelouch: Kallen, please. This isn't what you think...
Suzaku and C.C. walk in
Suzaku: Hey Lelouch, we just found Schniezel... oh Kallen...
Kallen: SCHNIEZEL!? THAT GUY TOO!? HOW COULD YOU! /jumps up and glares at Lelouch, Suzaku, then notices C.C.
Kallen: DAMN YOU ALL! YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES THAT CAN DO THIS YOU KNOW!
/grabs a stunned C.C. and starts making out with her
Lelouch and Suzaku:
