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Originally Posted by JRendell
There was no need for that. No need whatsoever.
On another note, my friend sent me this earlier. It's hilarious;
Oh 2ch  |
Aw man... if that's real then it's pretty sad.
EDIT: I should probably post a joke as well:
In the Cold War, both superpowers were engaging in extensive espionage operations against each other. In one instance, the Americans wanted to get a mole into Soviet society, which required a high degree of professional competence as well as ability to blend into the local environment and act like a native. The CIA thus found the best candidate and trained him laboriously in the language, customs, laws, even the local dialect. Upon completion of the training, the American agent was sent to Russia via paradrop, where he entered one of the infamous
"closed cities".
However, the instant one of the locals set eyes on him, she immediately began to scream for the police, calling "
Шпион, шпион!" (A spy!) . Stunned that his cover was blown so soon, the American was sent to the KGB dungeons for interrogation. Once there, he asked in astonishment:
"But...how did you know I was a spy?"
The KGB man said: "Isn't it obvious? There is no such thing as a black Russian!
