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Originally Posted by Skane
You made me think of Kathy in Misery. SaintessHeart is Paul.
It amused me.
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"Saintess, do you know about these yaoi animes, the ones about BL and are full of explicit gay sex scenes?" *takes yaoi DVD off of a DVD rack*
"Sume, whatever you're thinking about doing, please don't do it."
*Sumeragi puts the DVD into a DVD player and puts on a TV*
*In very emotional voice* "Sume, for God ss-"
"Shh, darling...trust me." *Sume goes to the scene selection menu*
"..God's sake!"
"It's for the best."
"Sume, please!"
*Sume chooses hardcore yaoi scene and hits play*
"Aaaaaaaaaaahh!" *continues screaming*
*scene ends* "Almost done! Just one more." *Sume chooses another hardcore yaoi scene and hits play*
"Aaaaaaaaaaahh!"
"God, I love you."
*SaintessHeart's eyes are rolling back into his head and he is convulsing*