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AG3 · 2004-02-02, 23:49

Wow, it's been a while.... I didn't plan on doing this again. Well, a minor, one-time memorial service can't hurt. Anyway, with all those new Mods we've been getting, we haven't really been doing our "AnimeSuki Moderator's baptism of fire". One of the holy, unwritten rules (made by me); Anyone who wants to be a Mod here must first survive the horror of being publically humiliated through a lousy spoof (depending on the song, some have reason to feel more humiliated than others). Every active Mod up to Nightwish has been through this, now it's Flash_Squirrel's turn. I won't mention which melody this is, you can consider yourself a very lucky person if you can't recognize it...

*AHEM*

He wants to be the very best like no Mod ever was
To lock threads is his real test, to scold n00bs is his cause
He will butcher your every post, if you break the rules.
The forum sheep will understand the power in his tools

FLASH_SQUIRREL!! Gotta lock 'em all!
He's watching you, you'd better know what to do,
FLASH_SQUIRREL!!
Ooooooohh he'll teach you some, if you break the rules you're gone!

FLASH_SQUIRREL!! Gotta lock 'em all!
His heart is truuuueee, in his name he'll punish you
You will fear when he draws near,
FLASH_SQUIRREL!!!!
Gotta lock 'em all,
Gotta lock 'em all
FLASH_SQUIRREL!!

NOW you're a real Mod, Flash_Squirrel! Dry behind ears, come of age and all that

Now, if you'll excuse me... I've actually started to like the theme song after playing it 10 times throughout the process, just to make sure the rythm stays the same... I'm gonna delete the damn mp3 that did this to me, while I still have some sanity left, then take a long shower.

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AG3 Inactive ex-WoW addict Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Trondheim, Norway Age: 44	Wow, it's been a while.... I didn't plan on doing this again. Well, a minor, one-time memorial service can't hurt. Anyway, with all those new Mods we've been getting, we haven't really been doing our "AnimeSuki Moderator's baptism of fire". One of the holy, unwritten rules (made by me); Anyone who wants to be a Mod here must first survive the horror of being publically humiliated through a lousy spoof (depending on the song, some have reason to feel more humiliated than others). Every active Mod up to Nightwish has been through this, now it's Flash_Squirrel's turn. I won't mention which melody this is, you can consider yourself a very lucky person if you can't recognize it... AHEM He wants to be the very best like no Mod ever was To lock threads is his real test, to scold n00bs is his cause He will butcher your every post, if you break the rules. The forum sheep will understand the power in his tools FLASH_SQUIRREL!! Gotta lock 'em all! He's watching you, you'd better know what to do, FLASH_SQUIRREL!! Ooooooohh he'll teach you some, if you break the rules you're gone! FLASH_SQUIRREL!! Gotta lock 'em all! His heart is truuuueee, in his name he'll punish you You will fear when he draws near, FLASH_SQUIRREL!!!! Gotta lock 'em all, Gotta lock 'em all FLASH_SQUIRREL!! NOW you're a real Mod, Flash_Squirrel! Dry behind ears, come of age and all that Now, if you'll excuse me... I've actually started to like the theme song after playing it 10 times throughout the process, just to make sure the rythm stays the same... I'm gonna delete the damn mp3 that did this to me, while I still have some sanity left, then take a long shower. __________________ Is this why dubs suck? Last edited by AG3; 2004-02-03 at 15:56. Reason: I knew it.... I knew I couldn't make a post without a typo...