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Note: all of these spoilers are from light novel 7 of new testament, the currently most recent novel... the Gunha one is still somewhat of a spoiler, but it's also funny

Spoiler for Sogitta Gunha, the #7, funny moment:

Originally Posted by Sogiita Gunha to a large group of people

“This is horrible.”
This area was filled with bright red flames and blazing heat rather than the brilliant white of the outdoor lights. A single boy stood in the middle of the blazing forest. He wore a school uniform bleached pure white and had a headband wrapped around his forehead. He was looking at the burning trees with a look of pure regret.
“These guys showed how much guts they have by living this long. Some of them have lived longer than a human ever will. Now, it’s true trees have to be cut down at times to help us humans out, but I can’t stand it when you don’t show the slightest respect for their guts.”
This was Academy City’s #7.
His name was Sogiita Gunha.
He was here for a very simple reason. He had run across the commotion while walking through the city. A true hero did not need to be led to the incident like the artificially created ones had been.
“Take this!”
With that silly-sounding shout, he simply jabbed his clenched fist forward.
That was all it took.
An overwhelming blast of wind blew out the almost volcanic blaze like it was a simple candle.
The dozen or so students surrounding him took a few steps back when they saw that. Sogiita on the other hand, paid those “heroes” no heed whatsoever. His gaze was fixed on a tiny flickering flame that remained.
“Whoops, there’s still some left. If one blast wasn’t enough, I must still be severely lacking in guts.”
Sogiita lowered his body and held up his fist.
“Let me give everyone a quick warning. If you want to flee, do so now. I won’t be trying to hit any of you, but my method of saving lives is not something you can withstand without any guts.”

Sogiita is hilarious. He cares about trees more than other important things.

Spoiler for Great Misaki (#5) quote, funny as well, also NT 7:

Originally Posted by Misaki showing Mikoto how much she likes Touma

Shokuhou spun around her remote.
That mental Level 5 had such a wide application for her powers that she did not have stable control of her powers unless she created “boundaries” for herself.
She grinned and suggested, “Then how about the first one to reach him (Touma) gets to do whatever she wants?”
(Mikoto replies) “Bfh!? Whatever she wants!? What do you mean whatever she wants!?”

OMG, I love Misaki, Mikoto. They're so funny.

Spoiler for Accelerator & Touma NT 7 epic epic quote and dialogue:

Originally Posted by Accelerator talking like a boss to Touma

A spiky-haired boy had jumped behind the pedestal to a piece of art the instant Accelerator had landed. The boy who had escaped the shockwave was Kamijou Touma.
“Do you know what you need to do?” asked Accelerator.
“Yes.”
“Then go. I’m not the protagonist here.”
Kamijou did not run off somewhere. Instead, he opened a square manhole lid at his feet. He spoke while starting to climb down a ladder leading underground.
“These ‘heroes’ are being controlled by a project called Agitate Halation. Be careful.”
“Who do you think you’re talking to?”
Kamijou Touma completely disappeared below ground.
As if in response, new enemies began to appear. Their numbers swelled up in no time at all. They seemed more like a swarm of insects than heroes who demonstrated special power as individuals.
“Underground? I get it! So there’s an underground route!”
“I can save Fremea Seivelun if I follow that route. I will be the one to save her!!”
“Outta the way. Do you want me to blast you out of the way!?”
Accelerator smiled in response.
But it was filled with scorn.
“Interesting. Then let’s put you to the test, heroes. I’ll use these bloody hands to see if you are worthy of that name!!”

Spoiler for Kakine's best quote in all of Index; also NT 7:

Originally Posted by Kakine to Rensa

This was the exact opposite of the Sisters and the Misaka Network where a problem with one portion of the network risked affecting all of them.
He could split apart as many times as necessary while retaining a sense of his self and he could still produce the same stable personality down to the last piece.
“No matter how much I split apart or how much I cut off, I continue to be Kakine Teitoku. When I detected that Fremea Seivelun was being led here, the almost 50 insect-sized versions of myself that had split off all decided independently to come here and search for any danger. And even at that size, cutting a cord is not difficult.”
Then again, thoughtlessly splitting himself apart like that presented a risk of the malicious portion of Kakine Teitoku appearing concentrated in a single independent piece. That was the same as how gathering only the raisins from a raisin cookie gave you something that could no longer be classified as a “cookie”. Fortunately, that special case had not occurred here.
“I have something to say to you people who enjoy creating collisions between heroes like a game of billiards.”
The giant beetle flew through the broken window just like Rensa had.
He caused his own outer shell to shatter and a beautiful white boy stepped out.
“Do not underestimate a Level 5.”
With a great roar, giant pure white wings burst from Kakine Teitoku’s back.

I loved Kakine Teitoku starting from this moment.

Spoiler for Great Mikoto (#3) quote, funny as well, also NT 7:

Originally Posted by Mikoto getting back at Misaki for a bust size jab

Some giant mass suddenly charged at Shokuhou from the side. She reflexively pointed her remote control at it, but then she froze in place.
This was not a human, so her powers as the #5 would be of no use.
A large cat that was either a leopard or a jaguar slammed into Shokuhou Misaki and knocked her to the ground. She (or rather, the brainwashed students standing around her) frantically grabbed at the legs of the carnivorous beast, but it was too powerful. At this rate, it would tear out her throat.
“Help me, Misaka-saaan!!”
“I will, I will. But how about we let it eat a bit of you first!? You’ve got a bit of extra fat on the chest you wouldn’t miss!!”

This one made me laugh really really hard. This was great! I love their rivalry.