2011-03-26, 00:03
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Originally Posted by D2
Spoiler for It's Friday!:
11:57 PM, Thursday
Geruda Orbital Prison:
Prison riots were not common on TSAB prisons. Unfortunately, they were not impossible, so the fact that one was occurring now was quite the nasty affair. Somehow orchestrated by the famous cyborg Quattro, prisoners were running amok while the staff tried their best to suppress the violence. However, a few of the prisoners were still evading recapture, and this situation is where we find the embattled warden. Frustrated at the lack of progress, he turned to his junior and stated,
“Prepare riot suppression tactic #5.”
The subordinate stuttered,
“B..But, that method has never been tested, and-,”
the junior wilted under the intense glare of the warden and pulled up the procedure. As he stared at the instructions, he grew pale and sent a message formulated for the guards only,
“All security personnel, you are to place sound suppressing spells over your ears for your own safety.”
After making sure all systems were prepared, the junior took a deep breath and pressed the button as the clock struck midnight.
Quattro squealed with delight as she walked freely through the halls, the plan was a complete success and the entire complex was in disarray, allowing her to fleet through the halls with little difficult. She was near the exit, just a few more hundred feet, and she would be free…
However, Quattro stopped and frowned as she noticed that the obnoxious riot alarm was suddenly cut off.
“What’s this?” She thought,
“Did the sound system malfun-“
“It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday!”
Quattro shrieked as her sound receptors ringed in pain over the horrific sound, the sudden ringing in her ears was painful enough to force her to double over. As she observed the other rioting inmates collapse on the floor screaming in pain, she too tried to cover her ears.
“What… What kind of devilish control tactic is this?”
Quattro winced as the normal human rioters started to go catatonic and unconscious. She somehow willed herself back to her feet and began taking another shaky step:
“Friday, Friday, GETIN' GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!”
Quattro howled and unable to take the pain, fell down to her knees. Her head throbbed and felt that her cybernetics in the ears were overloading, and starting to short circuit. She reached her arm forward in a desperate effort as her vision started to blur and head grew heavy.
“Partyin’ Partyin’ YEAH! Partyin’ Partyin’ YEAH!”
With a final groan, her hearing cybernetics burned out and short circuited, causing her to slump unconscious to the floor among the rest of the catatonic prisoners.
“FUN FUN FUN FUN…”
The junior warden trembled as he finally cut off the noise that had been blaring over the PA system.
And thus, the Friday riot aboard the Genuda Orbital prison was officially suppressed. And life went on.
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I don't think even Quattro deserves that.
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