[Flere821]

Hmm, so NT5's confirmed and we have someone that 'completely denies Touma'?

Spoiler for Crack NT5 idea:

Fukiyose: So, Kamijou, explain to me why were you absent for all this time and left us to handle the preparations for the festival?

Touma: Erm, well... *flashbacks to previous volumes, meeting the US president, fighting Othinus, etc* stuff happened?

*headbutt by Fukiyose*

Spoiler for Alternatively...:

"Shut and kiss me, baka"

Said by [insert girl of choice: A) Mikoto, B) Fukiyose, C)Itsuwa, D) Other/write-in], followed by deep-kiss. Touma flails about gasping for breath and IB can't pry the girl off of him

Yeah, I think I've been overdosing on crack-fic good stories