[Volcanic]

Originally Posted by Rias

Spoiler for speed sub of ep7 preview:

This is Kanon.
We are furniture.
Since we are furniture, we don't go to the washroom, nor do we fart.
We have a hundred thousand horsepower, and machine guns stuck to our bottoms.
We say "ki-n" and run with our arms stretched to the sides, and have a pocket attached to our stomach.
Sometimes we wear school uniform and geta, and eat sasanishiki (type of rice)all the time.
Our real names has got to be, Andou Shannon and Kanon.
Shannon probably have a maiden circuit installed in her, and probably can fire breast missiles.
That's becuase, we are furniture.
Next time, early queen move
I want to be human quick.

ROFL. Kanon really is furniture..! Or a robot. Either one. xDD