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Originally Posted by killer3000ad

Lifeguard fired for saving drowning man

....because it was outside the lifeguard's company's protection zone.

This comment on the comment's section of the website made me laugh:

Aren't you looking forward to when they privatize everything including police, fire and ambulance. Sorry Mr. Jones but our company only handles this block so you will need to call company xyz to come get you for your heart attack. Mr. Jones? Mr. Jones?