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Hare Hare Sera Fuku!
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Sunny Singapore
Age: 32
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon
Day 6's True version does not feature in the demo, and FINAL isn't exactly a route, although it must be "unlocked".
Spoiler for September the Sixth, Day 5, Interlude 11 (I)- Lord Have Mercy:
Interlude 11 (I)- Lord Have Mercy
Elsewhere and elsewhen, a God is not crying.
He's laughing, long and loud.
Three hours ago, Haruki Suzumiya floated in the sky on a massive throne made of chunks of debris and garbage welded together, eating Pocky and watching his Avatars level the city far, far below him.
It was the best Pocky he had ever tasted.
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It's not like I enjoy the screams, you know? They just... scream when they see my giants. Well, I guess that's a normal reaction to something that big, but...
It's not like I'm killing them either, you know? When their bodies are destroyed, I just transport their existence to a holding area I've created, where they can await the rebirth of my new world.
How do I know this, you ask? Well, I dunno. I just knew it the second I started flying and the giants arose. I guess it's part of being God.
See, turns out that, my powers do have limits, to an extent. I can't just “remake the world” like that... it seems like I gotta destroy the current world to give a new world permanence. Something like how, if I just overwrite everything, it won't be as “real”... I dunno, it's all this metaphysical crap and it just goes right over my head, to tell you the truth.
Man, this Pocky is delicious. Willing the Best Pocky I Could Imagine into existence was the best idea I've ever had, totally.
Heh. "Only a genius can turn imagination into reality." I guess she was right after all.
Where was I... right, yeah. Well, I've been having problems destroying the world. You see, when the giants arose, these blue lights all around the city lit up and, I kid you not, started attacking them. It seems crazy, but they're actually managing to take my boys down. They've also brought out some kind of military and are using anti-tank weapons... which of course don't hurt my giants, but they do slow them down.
Of course, I just make more of them when I see the blue lights and company gaining too much of an advantage, but regardless, the boys haven't managed to blow up very much as a consequence and stuff.
What's that? Couldn't I just destroy the city myself?
...Of course! But it's more fun this way! Omnipotence is great and all, but it can get a little boring. Having minions do everything for you is really damn entertaining.
Eh? What? Two of the blue lights are... coming straight for me?
Oh, man. This outta be good.
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Two of the Espers had broken off from the main group, in defiance of their orders.
They weren't about to just sit by and watch Haruki Suzumiya destroy their home. They weren't about to sit by and be quashed under the tyranny of a cruel god.
Within their blue fireballs, they looked at each other and intoned.
“My our Lord have mercy upon us.”
He isn't feeling particularly useful today.
A loud boom echoed... and the two rogue Espers found their Lord right in front of them. With a hand around each of their necks, in fact.
Their fireballs were gone. They were powerless before him.
He smiles.
“Ooooorrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
Haruki Suzumiya, still holding the two assassins, spun around and around... and around... and around... and at a speed so fast that everything became a blur of a blur... he released them.
One found himself crushed against the edge of a mountain. The other found himself in the middle of what used to be Koushien Stadium. They both 'died' on impact.
Two more existences to add to Haruki Suzumiya's growing collection.
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“Bwahahaha!”
I float, victorious. Stupid people inside blue lights... so stupid.
...I wonder what they are, anyway? Espers?
Eh, it doesn't matter any more. I'm more interesting than any esper. What's important is that my boys now have even more of an advantage.
“Sorry, kids! I should have let you deal with them! Ahahahaha!”
Really, I had to. They would have been a problem otherwise, and the boys can't fly.
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That's a great idea!
One of the giants grows a massive pair of wings, and takes off. Cue more screaming.
Wow, that looks so cool. I should have thought of that earlier.
Man, does all this stuff really take me back... I take a can of Coke out of my pocket and chug it.
Ah. Enjoy~.
Wait... take me back? Take me back where?
Where have I seen giants like this before?
Ah, right... it was...
This is the first of three scenes dealing with Haruki... I also updated Interlude 9 with a bit more of what he can do... that is, pretty well anything. |
Suddenly I'm liking Haruhi so much more than usual. What one can do with testosterone... 
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