[Reiji Tabibito]

HEY EVERYBODY!!

Sorry I've not been around the past few days...explanation after breaking...


BACKLOG TANK!! IKOU!!

Originally Posted by LoweGear

Spoiler for Whatcha think?:

She reminds me more of Mana than Askua...

Originally Posted by Kha

If I'm Hell Boy, I'd love to be about 6 feet tall, have shaved horns, a pair of really big revolvers and most of all, a God-fearing Catholic.

Hell Boy 2 is coming out this year!

HELLBOY(BADASS AWESOME) > ZENGAR

Originally Posted by Kha

All clear, just one thing: Could I have Mel learn Fields of Hope earlier, like somewhere in time for the Battle of Cradle? Kha needs learn of FoH in order to solve the puzzle of the Reality Marbles and defeat epic!Jail at the end of StrikerS. Cos Kha can easily Trace the RM off of her instead of having to learn it from scratch.

Another method if the above is not possible is that Kha meets the person or finds the scripture detailing the existence of Fields of Hope. Which will take longer time to learn, and hence will have to appear even earlier in the series to be in time.

Which do you prefer? Just checking for artistic licence.

No, no, you can do it earlier - this is a StrikerS AU, right?

Just make sure she encounters HER HIGHNESS H***** S******* when she does.

Originally Posted by LoweGear

I don't think even THAT Hellboy's gonna be a match for Ai

You're joking, right?

Have you even READ Hellboy?

Originally Posted by tshouryuu

If death via nose bleeds did not work, kawaii overload wouldn't kill Tais. Then again, if it works, Renji (Yes, Reiji, I know I spelt your name wrongly but this time its on purpose ) would be very happy I think. His signature would fit perfectly into this scenario

Spoiler for 'Tais's death':

Speaker 1: Hey, Hey have you heard about it yet?
Speaker 2: About what?
Speaker 1: Corporal Tais Scien died.
Speaker 2: He died? How and who did he pissed off this time?
Speaker 1: The thing is, he didn't piss off anyone.
Speaker 2: You mean he died just like that? Without anyone 'helping' him along?
Speaker 1: Not exactly. They weren't trying to kill him, it was just a small prank.
Speaker 2: ...... You're saying, despite him managing to piss off a ton of powerful people by accident, he met his end, not under the hands of those he annoyed but because someone played a joke on him?!
Speaker 1: Since you put it that way, you could say that.
Speaker 2: ......
Speaker 1: ......
Speaker 2: So what exactly was the cause of death?
Speaker 1: Well, he had overdosed on enough MOE to kill a small water buffalo.
Speaker 2: 'Water Buffalo?'
Speaker 1: I got tired of saying small horse...

Sorry about using your signature without asking Reiji

No problem, it's really funny and it comes from one of my favorite shows.

Originally Posted by Kha

The latest on the CLANNAD front:

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WTF IS WITH THE EVANGELION-ESQUE SUMMER UNIFORMS?! Now I'm seeing Asuka in Kyou's shoes, not to mention Kotomi reminds me of Rei somehow...

And Kotomi-chaaan~~~ You're... Soo...

*flatlines*

And people say I'M an oppai fetishist...

Originally Posted by Kha

BEHOLD!

THE SLAYER OF SUNWELL!
THE MESSENGER OF MEDIVH!
THE SHAMAN OF LIGHT AND PALADIN OF NATURE!
THE EMBODIMENT OF THE SECOND SUNDERING!
THE ASHBRINGER!


I GIVE YOU! THE GOD EMPRESS OF NEW BELKA!


ZEIG HEIL VIVIO!
LONG LIVE THE KAISER!!!

Originally Posted by AdmiralTigerclaw

"Yessir!" "Deploying special forces unit Von Strangle!"



"Now you will taste the wrath... of my AWESOME FAIRY POWER!"

I... just have this to say:

Originally Posted by Kha

@Thread:

~~~Newest Rebuilt proposals~~~

- One of the Chapels in Crenagan City managed by the Alexei Convent is "Church of Alexander Mark".
- Artei once worked as Arisa's poor-man's faced butler, especially during A's Destiny.
- Arisa's grandfather owns factories that build super-advanced robots, and some are just too advanced to be used on the 97th alone.
- And due to the transdimensional trade, Arisa, like Suzuka and as stated in canon, is super-rich.
- We all know how Nanoha, Arisa and Suzuka all love video games... Now just crank it up a bit.
- Arisa has a cousin who aspires to be a slapstick comedian.
- Arisa skipped 2 grades before.
- Suzuka has a nasty habit of getting herself lost within a microsecond.
- VERY DEBATABLE: Arisa has fond feelings for Artei, and so does Himawari.

What do you guys think?

I think it reeks of HnG.

Originally Posted by LoweGear

We begin the armed intervention to all Ecchi with Pantsu

LOWE-ANIKI!!!!

Originally Posted by Aaron008R

No. You should sound more remorseful.

*runs*

Too bad. My remorse is currently submerged under an ocean of hate, thanks to... you'll see.

Originally Posted by Kha

[I]Both mages have their faces may twitching in disbelief, but Subaru is thinking of Gin-nee in a sentai suit while Tais is has mentally stuck Ginga in the Man Festival.

THE MAN FESTIVAL COMETH!!

Originally Posted by LoweGear

Matsuri: Another one of yours uncle?
Turing: That one's the... *ehem* head of this radical secret organization with the goal of eliminating war. Quite the lofty yet impossible goal really.
Matsuri: Can I have him? He looks much more destructive than the other head.
Turing: Why not?

I only want 1 thing to be said eventually:

"My god, what have I done?"

Originally Posted by LoweGear

Kaempfer's relatives wouldn't be starring in the upcoming Dragon Wars then by any chance?

Dragon...Wars?

LET ARCAS GET IN ON THAT!

Originally Posted by Nightengale

Spoiler:

Signum: Fi...fire within me!!
Agito: Duh.

Vita: Drills inside me!!
[b]Eisen:[b] [... Ore no Drill Wa... oops, mein bohrer ist der bohrer, die den himmel durchbohren]

Tesla: Sky above me!

Shamal: Water around me.

[b]Zafira:[b] Earth beneath me!

*cue cheesy sax music*

All: Mystic Knights of the Sky, assemble!

*runs*

<sighs> And to think I remember that show...

Originally Posted by LimitedEternal

Yup, that about sums that up.

Originally Posted by Wild Goose

*chuckles* Naomi is sogonna be pissed.

"WHY DO ALL THESE GIRLS HAVE BIGGER CHESTS THAN ME!? WHAT DO I LACK THAT THEY HAVE?!

Um...good genes?

<RUN LIKA HELL>

Originally Posted by Aaron008R

Hayate: I-ineffective... *joins the others in the corner*

Me: you just had to use that word...

Arcas: There, there, Hayate...come here...Nii-san will make it all better...

Originally Posted by Keroko

Actually, the first thing that irked me was the 'amen' trigger. Yaten no Sho has a lot of norse influences, so seeing a christian trigger sounds wrong to me.

Hmm...that's an idea...

Originally Posted by Saint X

Koraaa~

Aika-chan...

Dekkai urusai desu~

Does Aika really say that...didn't strike me as the Tsun type...

Originally Posted by LoweGear

Well, she does own a different kind of ball-like object...

*hears pleasurable moaning*

Matsuri: *hides Scrying Ball*

I-i-it's not what it sounds like!!!!!

It's EXACTLY what it sounds like, Matsuri-ecchi...

Originally Posted by LoweGear

Smith: Mai doesn't believe in Super Sentai Soul

Asagi: I swear on my soul!!!! Soon, you shall become a BELIEVER!!!!!!!

*Mai >>>> Asagi*

Mai: ...

Urusai.

I don't believe in this Super Sentai either...

Should I use THOSE WORDS...? Hmmmm...

Originally Posted by LoweGear

I smell a potential use for the Grani spell...

"PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!"

...yup, don't piss off Hayate.

indeed.

Originally Posted by LoweGear

And, there is one way the mistletoe could defeat Baldur Field...

*hangs mistletoe on top of Hayate*

*Invokes Holiday Tradition*

*Grandis >>>> Hayate*

*RUNS*

Arcas: LOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Blazing Arrow Ray Storm>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lowe-hentai

Originally Posted by LoweGear

Shinji: Is tha-
Matsuri: IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!!!!!!

*Flying Aeolia Head in Jar >>> Shinji*

...



Shinji, you alright?! SHINJI!!

Shinji: Nanda.. korewa...

It's EXACTLY what it looks like, Matsuri.

Originally Posted by Wild Goose

There is only one man who can stand in Asagi's path.

Spoiler for Aku wo Tatsu Tsurugi:

Name: Zengar Zombolt
Ace Name: The Sword that Cleaves Evil
Age: Unknown, appears to be early thirties
Gender: Male
Origin: -
Affiliation: Independant (formerly Time-Space Administration Bureau)
Position: -
Rank: O-4 (Major)

Mage Class: Close Combat
Mage Rank: S++
Magic System: Ancient Belka
Magic Color: Gray
Magic Affinity: HOT BLOOD
Magic Style: HOT BLOODED AWESOME SWORDSMANSHIP
Magic Device: Armed Sword Device Zankantou

Spoiler for Theme Song:

Ken kon itteki

And

Spoiler for THEME SONG OF UTTER WIN:

http://resak.deviantart.com/art/Da-d...raoke-24568637

Da da da! Da da da! Daizengar!
Da Da Da! Da da da! Daizengar!

Ikare! Hagane no bunshin yo!
Atsui tamashii sono kihaku!
Seigi no tsurugi zankantou...
Subete no aku no tatsu tame ni!
Ima koso tenkai da!
Ware wa aku o tatsu tsurugi
Ware ni tatenu mono na wa nai

Da da da! Da da da! Daizengar!
Da da da! Da da da da! Daizengar!

Kore ga waga tachisuji
Todoku, unyou no hayasama de
Ittou ryoudan! CHESUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Nekettsu! Hichu! Tepekki! Shinnen!
Tanjou! Muteki no Aku o Tatsu Tsurugi!
Warera no bushin!

Da! Da! Da! Da! Daizengar!


Hashire, tatsumaki no anauma!
Shiroi tategami, kuroki body!
Tomo ni tatakau, waga tomo yo
Higeki no kako o nori koete
Ima koso kakenukero!
Noroe, waga mi no fuun o
Ware o, habamu mono wa inai

Da da da! Da da da! Daitrombe!
Da da da! Da da da da! Daitrombe!
Warera no chikara, miseru zo
Ima da, Jinma Ittai da!
Ikki tousen! TATSUMAKI ZANKANTOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Kasoku! Chokugeki! Totsugeki! Shuchu!
Tanjou! Shinsoku no hageshii tatsumaki
Senjou o kakero!

Da! Da! Da! Da! Daitrombe!

Da da da! Da da da! Daizengar!
Da da da! Da da da da! Daitrombe
Da da da! Da da da! Daizengar!
Da da da! Da da da da! Daitrombe

Konjou! Doryoku! Kiai! Youjou!
Tanjou! Seigi no Aku o Tatsu Tsurugi
Hagane no shugojin!

DA DA DA DA DAIZENGAR!!!

Spoiler for Manly quote:

"Ware wa Zengar Zombolt, Aku wo tatsu tsurugi nari! Waga Zankantou ni tatenu mono nashi!"

Background: The self-styled Sword That Smites Evil (Aku wo tatsu tsurugi), Zengar Zombolt is a very honorable individual who fights for his own personal beliefs. Hardened by a long career as a soldier, Zengar has an amazing amount of wisdom on the battlefield and can sense the potential in allies and enemies alike. His demeanor and manners of speech are reminiscent of a samurai, and as such, Sanger is always accompanied by a sword - in particular, his Armed Sword Device Zankantou . Zengar also has a tendency to speak with yojijukugo -- four-kanji idioms. Examples of such phrases are ichiisenshin (一意専心, With all my heart and soul), ittou ryoudan (一刀両断, One blade that cuts in half), and jinba ittai (人馬一体, The rider and his horse are one), though Sanger uses an alternate version (刃馬一体, The blade and the horse are one）.

He frequently phrases, "I am Zengar Zombolt, the Sword That Smites Evil!" ("Ware wa Zengā Zonboruto, Aku wo tatsu tsurugi nari!")which he recites before he attacks with his Zankantou, and "There is nothing that can stand against my Zankantou!" ("Waga Zankantou ni tatenu mono nashi!") after he finishes the attack. He frequently accompanies his attacks with a loud "CHESTO!!!" kiai.

Zengar was formerly a member of the TSAB Air Force's Agressors, and was a sempai of Takamachi Nanoha, though he has disappeared from the TSAB's public eye in recent years. Rumors abound, however, that Zengar remains in the shadows, only to emerge to slay evil and fight for justice, and many believe that he is the only man who can stand against the Aces.

Most definately, he's the only person who has a chance in hell of blocking one of Asagi Caldwell's blade strikes, blade to blade.

To counter Lowe's Crack, I give this great crack! I shall place him into the OC! Who do you think he is? The awesome manliness that can beat Sentai! The Sword that cleaves evil!

...not again...


Anyways...


So, the reason I've been gone for most of the week is due to a life crisis.

Not sure, but I think some of you know I'm a science major and work in a research lab.

Well, that's changed recently.

Apparently, labs at my school are only allowed a certain amount of personnel...which my former exceeded recently.

Result: they had to drop some people - on the order of 1 person.

And since they couldn't do that to any of the graduate students (Heaven Forbid!), it needed to be an undergrad.

Which turned out to be me because, in the words of the head cheese:

"You've been here the least amount of time, and you're leaving in a month or two. And besides, there's been no progress on your current project since December."

Never mind that I put in triple the amount of time my undergrad compatriots do.

Never mind that I'm a senior, who has learned & understands the concepts we're using, whereas all but one of my compatriots are just FRESHMEN.

Never mind that we've had TWO new transfer grad students who the head cheese COULD have sent elsewhere.

Never mind that the reason for lack of progress was faulty equipment, which is the better part of a decade old.

Never mind that I may be COMING BACK to this school when I'm a grad student.

And NEVER MIND that I'm the ONLY undergrad, and one of the three people (out of a dozen or so) that comes to work on the WEEKEND - which ANYONE with a passion for research SHOULD be doing.

No, screw that! Screw every reason to keep me!

I tried to convince the head chesse to keep me. I begged; I pleaded; I told him I'd double the hours I'm putting in NOW. I told him that if I was accepted at this grad school, I'd come and work in his lab. I told him that I had volunteered to give a presentation on the research I was doing for his lab for one of my classes.

Nothing. Nada. Zero.

Apparently, the only thing that matters is how much they can squeeze out of me.

And the truth is, this couldn't have come at a worse possible time.

Around here, February is the month that students apply to graduate schools. And a major part of that is having a letter of recommendation from a research professor in your major (non-research is okay, but less desirable). NOW, since I'm no longer officially part of the lab, the head cheese is under no obligations to write me one (and now, frankly, I'm not so sure I WANT one from him anyway). So, I've got to find a new lab - one that'll take someone about 2 months away from graduation, get in, and get a letter...

IN ABOUT 3 WEEKS.

Yeah, I'm probably screwed, no thanks to General Cheesehead.

And if you want to know what he looks like:

TRY THIS.



Oh yes, I'M PISSED.

ROYALLY!