And so we start with Timeline 6, with Homura using the old chloroform rag trick to kidnap Madoka. It's not a magical kiss, but it's certainly effective. At any rate, it's off to a random apartment in Canada, where all Japanese girls go when they need to disappear for a while.
Now that the introduction is out of the way, we get to Madoka's narration... as she finds herself chained to a piece of furniture. As for Homura, who has her held hostage... wow that was a lot of words starting with the "h" sound... Anyway, as for Madoka's captor, she rather calmly and bluntly explained that, well, she kidnapped Madoka. For her own safety, of course. She also gave a name that sounded completely ridiculous. Senjougahara? Like that's a real name... Oh well, Madoka believed her, so I guess it served its purpose.
At any rate, after restating the fact that she had no intention of causing Madoka harm, "Senjougahara" revealed just how much of an insane stalker(Madoka's words, not mine!) she really is by spelling out the fact she has everything Madoka could possibly want. Aside from freedom of course, as well as overall contact with the outside world.
Anyway, "Senjougahara" also briefly explained why she did all this... a cute little critter wants to make Madoka's life miserable for the sake of the universe! "Senjougahara" even demonstrated why she had to go through such lengths by... er... explaining that Madoka is one of the most easily exploited anime girls ever, due to her inability to turn away someone asking for help.
I want to be silly for a moment, so please bear with me while I attempt some jokes.
Spoiler for Bad jokes about the next portion.:
Yes Madoka, "Senjougahara"
is an insane stalker. I'm glad you've realized that faster than the you from the previous timelines.
I wonder... did Madoka hesitate to eat her stew in the off chance it was poisoned, or was she just afraid "Senjougahara" was a bad cook?
With the extensive lengths she's gone for this plan, this "Senjougahara" sounds like a... Smooth Criminal.
Okay, I'm done with the cheap jokes now. Haha. I'm funny.
Anyway... the kidnapper finally realized being called "Senjougahara" is absurd, so she insisted Madoka refer to her as Homura. Because it's shorter. And her actual name. Not that Madoka knows that last part, seeing as she's more gullible than Lois Lane. At any rate, Madoka finally asks the big question of where they are, and Homura responds with Ca-insoku jikou des... Wait, wrong time traveler.
Now, I'm not a big hockey fan... or a fan of pro sports in general, for that matter... but it's pretty obvious
someone isn't too fond of the team being represented here. Really now... this team literally needs a miracle to win?
Moving right along... Homura's battle against the hockey witch and the dead hopes of the teams fans was rather impressive. Interesting use of what I'm guessing was a weaponized version of the Stanley Cup... and I absolutely love the number of grenades required to take the witch down. I believe that would be called a hat trick?
At any rate, we're back to Madoka narration... if it weren't for the rather blatant invasions of privacy involved with the restroom, I'd actually have to declare this the best kidnapping ever. And... I don't think it was a trust issue... at least not the bath part. I mean, after all, the very next scene has the two of them bathing together... with... Madoka on Homura's lap... um... yeah, I'm... I'm just gonna stop talking about that... ehehehe... So anyway, we find out Homura's signs of trust include allowing Madoka to walk freely and... sleeping in the same bed... that... doesn't have anything to do with trust either, does it?
Erm... so Homura reveals their location, and promises to give information on the rat if Madoka doesn't try to escape during the next two days... are we supposed to assume Madoka has attempted that? Also, that's a pretty interesting name for the radio host. Not sure where you came up with it. With the revelation comes some information in regards to local cuisine, as well as number of witches and a few other Puella Magi... and the reveal that Homura could very easily make a living as a stage magician with proper use of her ability to stop time.
And, Homura ends up getting what she's been wanting... Madoka has slowly fallen for her, but unfortunately for her, it turned out to be too late. For once, I'm actually
not glad to see Mami and Sayaka show up... I was enjoying that Permanent Vacation.
Oh well... the rescue itself was quite impressive, and Hitomi working with Sayaka instead of against is a rather stark contrast to the scenes that lead into this ending... of course, Madoka actually trying to defend Homura allowed the latter to make her escape, much to the surprise of Sayaka. By the way... "Dudley DuWright" sounds awfully familiar... I can't quite place that name, though.
At any rate, a police investigation insued, and after that, the four girls appearing in this ending not named Homura headed back to.. a mostly destroyed Mitakihara Town. Thankfully no one we're familiar with got hurt in the disaster that struck, but it unfortunately resulted in everyone going their separate ways...
As for the Kyousuke thing... I'm not exactly sure I approve of the outcome here, but it is fitting within canon... Unfortunately, without confirmation otherwise, I'm going to have to assume someone had to deal with a rather large mermaid soon after... As for the others, you've left it delightfully ambiguous as to what happened to them. Except the rat, who we know didn't get what he wanted.
However, we do know what happened with Madoka, as she's enjoying her high school life with a different Senjougahara as a friend, who happens to resemble Homura... I wonder if their voices sound similar, too...
Disclaimer: Kogetsu Shirogane knows who "Senjougahara" is referencing. It's called a joke.