[Mr.Kyon]

So I was writing my magnum opus Accelerator/Worst one-shot and absentmindedly started to type out stuff.

Spoiler for And this was actually funny:

Accelerator had taken Last Order out for ice cream on the weekend.

Before he went to buy it at a stand, he inquired, “What flavor do you want?”

“‘Vanilla! With blue, green and red sprinkles on top!’ says Misaka Misaka.”

“…”

For some reason, Accelerator glowered and wagged a finger at her.

“Red is the only real choice. Don’t be indoctrinated, you damn brat.”

“?”