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Originally Posted by Generic Asian Guy

Spoiler for mature nerd joke:

You turn my floppy drive into a hard drive every time I see you.

I'm personally prefer

Spoiler for Mature nerd joke:

"Want to come over to my place and help me practice my leet railgun skillz?"

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I also enjoy BBspot's geek pickup line list (warning: some of these are a bit dirty):
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/09/t..._up_lines.html
There's also parts two-at least five at that site if you search around a bit.