"Virtual sex company ThriXXX recently announced their new VRSexKit, which will
include an array of products to provide the best virtual sex experience created. This
isn't too tall of an order, considering that the bar was set in 1992 by The
Lawnmower Man, a Stephen King movie absolutely nobody watches anymore."
Anyway, the trailer for the VRSexKit sells the whole shebang as a paradise of
masturbation, but -- when you look into the details -- it begins to look more like a
prototype Terminator that was sent back in time to manipulate the human race into
dying of humiliation. Here are four terrible, likely results of this high-tech onanism
rig."
See:
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4...than-real-sex/