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Somebody's been playing too much Deus Ex...
Wait, that would be me. Never mind.
(As much as I love Deus Ex, did anybody remember feeling incredibly uncool that you're basically playing a grumble-mumble Steven Seagal?)
Alas, I must protest: the Illuminati is a boogeyman invented to direct people's attentions away from the real threat; the Knights Templars, moreover, have been legitimately crushed. Even the Free Masons are themselves manipulated into thinking they are the real conspiracy. The real enemy, the real force behind the global conspiracy, the evil that MUST be stopped if we are to break free, free of the cloaks that bound our eyes from the truth, is--
*sound of gunshot*
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