I was asked to clean up my room, and my mum wants me to throw away my Uni
dakimakura. This is what I said :
My mum : Why don't you throw that away! When the visitors come in, they will think that my son is some kind of pervert to keep things like that!
Me : It is called
otaku (宅男), and it is a passion. And secondly, she's my waifu.
My mum : You better find a real girl that is of that size! At least I don't have to cook so much when she comes over.
My mum supports me taking lolis home!