And then get a major storm or hurricane that takes the tree down to your friends that wants a piece of you
The best place to stay in a zombie apocalypse is a big prison.
1. Lots of provisions for large ammounts of prisoners that would take you years to consume.
2. Guns, every prison got an armery somewhere.
3. If it difficult to get out of one with a working brain, how difficult can it be to get in as zombie?
4. Just for the lols, you got sports as basquetball to kill the borement. As well a lot of clothes that you may change if you are too lazy to clean yours.