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Old 2013-02-12, 13:13   Link #26393
Xellos-_^
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: R'lyeh
Age: 48
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Originally Posted by Mr. DJ View Post
Someone tell LL Cool J and George Foreman to stay indoors...

LAPD still in search for Dorner, fire on another man in a case of mistake and identity.

Best part is the guy they shot at is shorter, weighs less and is WHITE.
form a poster on another site

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Originally Posted by [URL="http://www.facebook.com/busayman"
Malcolm U. E. Stowe[/URL]]The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is

yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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