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Originally Posted by ReaperxKingx
Ah come on, he can't be that ugly now.
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No, my memetics demand that Andrew Luck be horrifyingly ugly, just like it demands Cam Newton to be Robocop, RGIII to be Superman, Andy Dalton to be a hot-blooded mecha pilot, Ben Roethlisberger to be voiced by Norio Wakamoto, Eli Manning to be a cloudcoukoolander, Peyton Manning to have fucking gigantic forehead, Tom Brady to be an asshole, Matt Schaub to have the delusion that he's a shell-shocked 'Nam Vet, Aaron Rodgers to be Jesus, Carson Palmer to have multiple personality disorder, and John Skelton to be a slack-jawed yokel.
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Anyway, nice predictions for the first week. Got a lot of expectations for this week and for a lot of teams.
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Thanks, I aim to impress, though I got this out later than I was aiming for.