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Old 2012-03-23, 00:08   Link #6
aohige
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Even with plenty of faults, Transformer was adapted pretty decently, so I'm not gonna entirely dismiss Michael Bay from direc- "TURTLES ARE ALIENS" - .... wait WHAT?

I wasn't even done wth my sentence and I have to already take it back.

What's next? "In a related news, Master Splinter has been replaced by Yoda."?


Funny comment from CNN.
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Originally Posted by Martin Ryland



Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. No wait, they are aliens from outer space now, not mutants.
Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles. Wait a second, they aren't turtles anymore if they are aliens.
Teenage Ninja Aliens. Well, our definition of teenagers is based on the annual cycle of the earth rotating around the sun and if they are from outer space, that really shouldn't be relevant since the chance their development cycle matches a humans based on our solar cycles is extremely remote.
Ninja Aliens. Are they still Ninjas if they come from outer space? Do aliens study Ninjitsu? I don't think so.
Aliens. There we go, I've fixed the title so it is more accurate. Wait a sec, isn't that a 1986 film by James Cameron?
I got nothing.
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