[Flere821]

On a more serious note, I’ve recently finished another Light Novel series… and bluntly put, it was depressing. (details in spoiler below)

Spoiler for A good series, but very dark:

Basically, God is evil and decided to erase humanity like we would do to a game we built up and delibrately breaking it to see what happens - kinda like SimCity? It depicted a world of sadness and death, of betrayal and despair. Angels descended in droves, wiping out humanity and toyed with those that had the courage to fight and keep living.

It's a world where one boy was broken and breaking others, where he was pushed into a situation one has to kill in order to love, and the other has to love in order to kill. Doomed to be immortal, he became the Omega that is fated to be last human left alive and act as the witness to the destruction to the end of the world. The only way left for him to die and to save everyone is to have the person he loves end him with her own hands, but trying to defy fate and save the world only brought him and all around him into pain and heartbreak each and every time.

And it gets worse from there.

Now, the story was GOOD and very well written. But that doesn't change the fact it was also horribly messed up and shown just as much of the darkness of humanity as the kindness and perseverance within human race. The ending, I'll leave it unspoken just in case anyone is reading it or wants to read it.

The novel is named [杀×爱], which literally means literally [Kill x Love] (I have no idea if that's the English name), by someone named 风见周. There's a harem manga sequel to what comes after 'good end' of the LNs, but I can't seem to find it at where I normally find my other manga/LNs.

If someone can direct me to where that manga is that would be appreciated

And so what does that have to do with a fanfic thread? Well, I’ve decided to write some crack to get over the down mood, and here’s what I ended up creating.
Don’t read this if you haven’t read the most recent chapter of ‘Minds, Memories and Misfortune’.

Spoiler for OMAKE:

As Touma flew across from the flaming wall, a BGM can almost be heard descending from the heavens:

I’m too sexy for my shirt…

As he dropped down, he realised that yes, his shirt is indeed on fire.

So sexy it hurts…

As he negated a lightning bolt from the bullet he just landed on with his right hand, his left hastily ripped off the clothing that has flames quickly spreading over it, and before it left burns on his body. Many girls gasped as they took in Kamijou Touma’s bare torso, one that though not bulging with muscles it was still lean and fit like one befitting of his endurance, appeared before their eyes. Shreds of clothing, some of it blackened by fire, floated away from him by the wind that his speed gave him as he continued to run towards them.

Not paying attention to his current state of undress, Touma continued his charge. No way is he going pause because of embarrassment from losing just his top and then get himself blown away by the incoming barrage.

Besides, it’s not he has anything to hide on his body. Memories, or the lack of them, cannot be known through merely a shirtless moment.

And I’m too sexy for your party…

Every pair of eyes on Tokiwadai’s side is fixated on him, and not just because he is the enemy that he trying to break through right now. Many girls paid attention to how sweat from his exertion ran down his body, and how his chest raises up and down from his heavy breathing.

Somewhere among them, a girl gulped at the sight in front of her.

And I do my little turn on the catwalk…

Touma dodged against projectiles, flourishing his right hand against a incoming bullet in the process.

There wasn’t much distance left between him and the pole he is aiming for.

… Love’s going to leave me.

Abruptly, the music stopped.

And so did the flow of missiles that tried to blow him off his feet.

Barely a second later, Misaka Mikoto rushed out to intercept him, to prevent him from knocking down one of the poles. Her method, however, was not the lightning strike many were expecting.

With a flying tackle that would have put Kuroko's own ones towards her to shame, Mikoto flew into him and pressed her lips onto his.

*rest of omake sadly turned into a deep kiss and then the rest of the Tokiwadai girls pounced onto Touma and wanted a piece of him, resulting in a major catfight brawl. Not something that can be posted on a public forum, I think *

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I wrote this Omake because I wanted to create something that would make Emiya Shirou’s BAR weep in despair compared to its awesomeness. A flaming wall to surpass is much more manly than doing the same to some metal poles, after all.

The illusion of an impassable wall was broken. Nothing trumps the Kami-yan disease.

NOTHING.

Oh, and Top That If You Can, Mr.Kyon - I think I need another snippet of crack to cure my mood

And consider this a offering to your Holy Crack, and as a testament of how badly I’m affected by it.