0:03 October 4th, 1986
0:07 Again, this year on Rokkenjima..
0:13 the Yearly Family Meeting has started.
0:20 Krauss: "Let us be absolutely clear this year as well."
0:29 Eva: "That's right. Let's decided this."
0:37 "On who has the most precious child!"
0:47 Krauss: "Our Jessica is a 'tsundere.'"
0:54 ???: "What's this 'tsundere?'"
0:54 ???: "Well, in reality it means one whose personality is usually 'tsuntsun' (cold) but will once in awhile act 'dere' (lovey-dovey)."
1:04 Krauss: "In the near future this 'tsundere' will be very popular."
1:04 Rudolf: "Is Aniki's foresight really that accurate I wonder."
1:12 Natsuhi: "Dear, calm down!"
1:12 Krauss: "I'm not going to lose to that!"
1:20 Krauss: "The tsundere boom will definitely be here! (In Akihabara!)"
1:20 Jessica: (I-it's not like I did it for you! Don't get the wrong idea!)
1:20 Krauss: "In other words, you can say Jessica's charm is just ahead of its time, everyone!"
1:30 Eva: "Tsundere just seems to be nothing but acting tsuntsun all the time, though."
1:30 Krauss: "Tsundere isn't just about thoughtlessly acting 'dere.'"
1:40 Krauss: "I'd say of every 100 times you'd act dere once!"
1:40 Eva: "That's so little!"
1:40 Krauss caption: Tada! Self-satisfied look.
1:48 Eva: "That's so stupid! That's just from her teenage rebellion act!"
1:48 Eva caption -- "Why don't you bite your belly button and die!"
1:48 Krauss: "Wha? No way..."
1:56 Eva: "For that matter, our George has never been rebellious."
1:56 Natsuhi: "Dear...!"
1:56 Eva: "'Til now he's always listened to his parents."
2:05 Eva: "Accomplished in arts and military, is gentlemanly, has leadership abilities... Oh? I don't see any faults at all!"
2:12 Rudolf: "Hold on there, Aneki. Don't look away from the truth."
2:19 Rudolf: "He's kinda fat, that George."
2:19 Eva: "That's not fat!"
2:19 George caption -- bouncy
2:26 Eva: "He's just a little bit puffy!"
2:26 Rudolf: "The right way to say it is 'fat!'"
2:34 Rudolf: "Men have to take care of their outward appearances. And of course our Battler, like me, has been raised like that."
2:34 Battler thought -- "I wanna massage some breasts..."
2:34 Eva: "Just who is he like again?"
2:44 Rudolf: "Tears, sensitivity, and the ability to invoke the maternal instinct. That's popular for the fujoshi (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi_fandom), right?"
2:44 Eva: "Fu (rotten) ... it's called though..."
2:55 Eva: "Doesn't that mean Battler-kun will be making the ladies cry? Kinda like you in the past!"
3:00 Rudolf: "Naw, there's no way."
3:00 Eva: "How can you just declare that!"
3:08 Rudolf: "Because he's been raised to learn from my bad examples!"
3:08 Kyrie: "Rudolf... that's not something to be proud of."
3:14 Rudolf: "Ange is our precious obedient little angel. And 'angel' is such a perfect name for her."
3:14 Rudolf caption -- 'dere'
3:22 Krauss: "When your 'angel' gets older she'll be saying things like, 'Don't wash my clothes with dad's underwear!"
3:22 Rudolf caption -- dejected
3:30 Rudolf: "Ange will never say something like that! Isn't that just something you were told?!"
3:30 Shaft of light -- Golden Truth -- Bulls Eye!
3:30 Krauss: "Gaah!"
3:30 Natsuhi: "Dear!"
3:41 Rosa: "You two shouldn't be fighting like that.... why don't you two take a look at this picture and calm down?"
3:48 Rudolf: "Rosa..."
3:48 Natushi: "Dear!"
3:48 Eva: "That Rosa... acting like a peacemaker like in the past..." (not sure what this line is really)
3:54 Rosa: "This is..."
4:01 Caption -- Kyuun! (heart beat sound)
4:09 Rosa Musou: "Isn't she CUTE?! I just had to take a picture of her sleeping!"
4:09 Rosa caption -- SWOON
4:16 Rosa Musou: "Even my fatigue from work just blew right off."
4:16 Rosa Musou: "I'm sorry for not always being a good mama..."
4:16 Arrow - Reprint
4:16 Eva: "What's with that picture?!"
4:24 Eva: "When George was a kid he was even cuter!"
4:24 Eva: "See?! This is George giving it all for his team cheer on sports day!"
4:34 Rudolf: "Hey, if you can use old pictures then... Kyrie!"
4:34 Krauss: "Natsuhi!"
4:42 Battler and Ange Memorial
4:42 Jessica's Growing Quickly Album
4:48 Krauss: "How about that! Cute, right?"
4:48 Krauss: "Jessica's wonderfully naive performance as Snow White from the School Arts Festival!"
4:56 Rudolf: "Yeah, right! Here's Battler's (secret photo) of him crying like a little girl from a nightmare!"
5:06 Rosa Musou: "Oh, something like that is no match for my special Happy Faced Cat Pajama Maria!"
5:12 Eva: "Well, how about this happy faced George from his 753 festival after receiving his red-white candy!"
5:12 Krauss: "Jessica in high-spirits on her sports day!"
5:12 Rudolf: "Ange from her weaning ceremony! Ange from her weaning ceremony!"
5:12 Rosa: "Look! A photo from when Maria first said 'Mama!'"
5:25 Everyone: "Our children are..."
5:36 Everyone: "the cutest!"
5:48 Everyone: "Hachooo!"
5:52 Shannon: "Did everyone catch a cold?"
5:52 George: "Hehe. Four people sneezing at the same time is pretty unusual."
6:00 Battler: "I wonder if our parents are talking about us?"
6:00 Jessica: "Either way it must be about the gold."
6:00 Unreliable Narrator: "Parents' Feelings ... Are Not Known to Children."