Beep! A terminal appears and displays the words “voice only”
Interviewer: Huh? What’s up?
Jean: That is there so that you can ‘hear’ Sylvia’s voice.
Interviewer: I see…shall we proceed?
Jean: Please do.
1. How old are you?
Jean: I am 15 this year.
Sylvia:
15.
2. You got any bad habits?
Jean: Itsuki Onii-sama complains about my sitting up on tree branches all the time. Is that a bad habit?
Itsuki: Well its bad because people are gonna be able to spy on your panties easily.
Jean (blush): I did not know that onii-sama cares so much about me.
Itsuki:
Sylvia:
Sempai is right, that’s bad! Once Sergeant Vice was below the tree with a camera! That was before he transferred to RF6.
Itsuki:
I have copies of those shots too.
Jean: Did you say something, onii-sama?
Itsuki: Nothing!
Jean: Sylvie has not answer yet!
Itsuki: Her bad habit is talking in monosyllables.
Sylvia (embarrassed): …
3. You a virgin? (You don't have to answer this one if you don't feel like it )
Jean: Listen now good sir. That is a question that you just do not ask of ladies!
But because I do not want anyone outside to believe otherwise, my answer for the both of us is yes.
Sylvia (glowing like a tomato): …
4. Who's your mate/spouse?
Jean: I do not have one regrettably…
Sylvia (giggles):
hehehe…
Jean: What?
Sylvia:
Nothing. I don’t have one either.
Itsuki:
They’re too young to have one. Besides I chase all the boys away because their parents asked me to.
Jean (suspicious): Onii-sama did you say something?
Itsuki (whistles): Oh nothing in particular…
5. Have any kids?
Jean: Dear sir we are virgins, does that answer your question?
Sylvia:
6. Favorite food?
Jean: Pasta! I love them.
Sylvia (eyes twinkling):
Strawberries…
7. Favorite ice cream flavor?
Jean: Vanilla.
Sylvia (blissful happiness):
Strawberry…
Jean (giggles): Sylvie loves strawberries.
Itsuki: I think you mean she’s obsessed with strawberries.
There was that time she stole all the strawberry toppings on a cake.
Jean (glowing like a tomato):
…Gomennasai.
8. Killed anyone?
Jean: No. I do not believe in killing anyone even in the line of duty.
Sylvia: Killing is bad…binding better.
9. Hate anyone?
Jean: No. It is not worth it.
Sylvia:
My parent, back then. Now, no one I suppose. Tiring to hate people.
10. Any secrets?
Jean: Everyone one has secrets, and mine will remain just that, secrets.
Sylvia:
…Classified information.
Itsuki (spits water he was drinking): Damn since when did we have a time traveler around here?
Sylvia:
11. Love anyone?
Jean: Other than my parents and Sylvie? No romantic interests, yet.
Sylvia (blinks):
Classified information.
Itsuki: Yare yare…
12. TACOS?
Jean: Tacos? What is that?
Sylvia:
13. Ever slept in all day?
Jean: Once, when we came back in the early morning from a 20-hour mission the day before.
Sylvia:
14. Eye color(s)?
Jean: Blue, and I love it that way.
Sylvia:
Brown.
15. Hair color?
Jean: Green, though it is actually closer to being light green. No matter, they are but different shades of the same colour.
Sylvia (plays with her hair):
Brown.
16. Skin?
Jean: I am quite fair and so is Sylvie.
Sylvia:
17. Fat, average, or slim?
Jean: Excuse me! It is rude to ask a lady of questions about their weight!
Itsuki: They’re both slim and sexy.
Jean (blushes furiously): Onii-sama!
Sylvia (tomato mode): …
18. Rain or sunshine??
Jean: Clear sunshine days are great because I get to fly in the training sessions.
Sylvia:
Rain. Relaxing somehow.
19. Pool or beach?
Jean: Beach of course, no pool can beat a nice beach.
Sylvia (smiles):
Yes.
20. Camping or staying home?
Jean: It depends. I however refuse to camp in a forest.
Sylvia:
Mosquitoes…
Itsuki: Nobody likes those bloodsuckers eh? Those are a big problem back in Japan.
21. Dogs or cats?
Jean: Dogs. They are loyal and obedient animals.
Sylvia: Cats…cute playful…
Itsuki: I hope you haven’t got tired of her monosyllables by now.
Sylvia:
Sempai…
22. Naturally born, genetically engineered, clone, or other?
Jean: We are both very much born of natural means.
Sylvia:
23. Car or ship?
Jean: Unless you mean spaceships, I would say ships. I love the ocean breeze.
Sylvia (smiles in agreement):
24. Ever destroyed something out of blind rage?
Jean: No, why should I? I am a rationale person after all.
Sylvia (blinks):
No.
25. Any unusual things about you?
Jean: Unusual? How rude. I am a healthy and perfectly normal girl.
Itsuki: Except sometimes her behaviour contradicts her upbringing. For example you wouldn’t have imagined that she’s a front attacker who uses a sword with a cartridge system.
Jean (eyes watering): Onii-sama you meanie.
Itsuki (sighs): Alright…I’m sorry. It’s still the truth though.
Jean:
Sylvia:
Unusual?
Itsuki: Sylvie’s can only speak through telepathy but even then ironically she’s not one who talks a lot anyway.
Sylvia (embarrassed):
Jean is right… Sempai is a meanie.
26. What's your weakness/fetish?
Jean: Bees. Once when I was a little girl I got stung by one and had been afraid of them ever since. ><
Sylvia (eyes twinkling):
Strawberries…
Itsuki: Obsessions are dangerous I suppose.
Jean: What is a fetish?
Sylvia: Don't know.
Itsuki whispers to the both of them.
Jean (blushes furiously): Of course not!!
Sylvia (tomato mode): ...
27. How much food/drink do you need in a day?
Jean: I eat enough to keep myself healthy.
Sylvia:
28. Favorite place?
Jean: Onii-sama’s home planet! It has the most beautiful beaches and islands.
Sylvia: Onsen in Japan…
Itsuki: I’m glad you girls liked it there.