Thread: A Laugh A Day
View Single Post
Old 2009-02-07, 14:42   Link #3550
SaintessHeart
NYAAAAHAAANNNNN~
 
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Age: 35
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are debating about the origins of Adam and Eve. The Englishman said, "They must have been English, since Adam polite by giving the sole apple to Eve."

The Frenchman protested, "I say they are French because Adam gave the apple to Eve to seduce her."

"They must have been Russian," said the Russian, "Because they have no clothes to wear, one apple to share and still think they are in Paradise."
__________________

When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
SaintessHeart is offline   Reply With Quote