This you've all seen it before, but it's still amusing...
THE DEATH CLOCK!!!
My stats:
My BMI is 18 (damn I'm thin) and i was born 10/10/88, and so among other things, when I put the settings to sadistic, it says I'll die on July 22, 2025. w00t!!
On normal, I've got until 2062, same day. That's about 1,752,412,739 seconds from when I'm typing this.