[SlurEXE]

Originally Posted by Shadow Miko

Do you feel like it yet? Do you? DO YOU?

Ja.

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I CAN'T THINK OF A TITLE

And she fell.

Then she came up and down.

"Ha ha ha, why do you look so worried, Angel?" Megu said cheerfully while bouncing up and down on a giant balloon. "Tis fun! Try it!"

Suigintou was speechless.

"But what about that talk about junk?" That word, even spoken by her, caused anger to flow into her non-existent veins.

"Plot device." Megu continued bouncing. "Since the author has to go in a moment to collect her hong baos, we have to make stuff up."

Ah. The plot device.

MUCH LATER AND MEANWHILE

"Laplace, where is Onee-sama? You said she would be here."

"She's currently in the real world, Kira..."

"But you said she would be here."

Gah, Laplace thought. This is more difficult than I thought!...

"It looks like she disappeared. If you want to see her, you need a real body." Laplace lied and explained.

"Where do you think I can get one, huh?" Kira said angrily. "Do you take me for a fool? I can only exist in the n-fields!"

Just then, a doll conveniently dropped in. She was Barasuishou.

"Ow..."she rubbed some part of her body, without noticing Kira or Laplace.

Violence occured as Kira grabbed Bara's body.

"HAHAHA, THANK YOU, PLOT DEVICE!" Kira happily cried out while materialising to the real world.

Bara stood up, and glared angrily at Laplace.

Out of the frying pan and into the fire! Laplace opened up a temporal rip and teleported himself away. That rip caused changes in the timeline which would adversely affect EVERYTHING.

~~

Jun had been reduced to a bloody pulp. Shinku sighed. "Well, I'm done thumping slave boy, not that he can be thumped without killing him."

"But I'm not done~desu! I've yet to try the iron pipes~desu!" Suiseiseki said, holding a very heavy pipe.

"Wouldn't that be overkill, Suiseiseki?" Shinku sweated. "After all, he IS within an inch of his life!"

"NOTHING IS OVERKILL WITH CHIBI~DESU!" she then began to beat what was left of Jun with the pipe.

I would need to find a new Medium soon!...Shinku thought.

~~

"I'm back, Kanaria!!!"

"nnn.. welcome back, Micchan~kashira." Kanaria said gloomily.

"What's the matter?" Crazy Doll Maniac plopped down beside Kashira.

"Today, I tried sneaking into Jun's house again~kashira. However, I failed again~kashira. I'm so useless!" cried the parasol-toting most-bird unlooking doll.

"You're damn right you're useless!" Mitsu said with her eyes flashing. "Fu fu fu... while she's down, I'll comfort her and have strange doll-human secks!"

"Whaaaaaaaat? How could you say that, Micchan?!"

"I was talking about someone else, Kana! He said he was useless!"

"Oh."

~~

"So we're dead~nano."

"That's right."

"What can we do here~nano? It's so boring~nano!" Hina cried, despite only being a floating piece of magical rock.

"Nothing we CAN do. We're floating pieces of magic rocks that can somehow form the most perfect being in existence." Souseiseki explained the obvious.

"I'm so lonely~nano."

"We have Father, Hina, and I'm content with that. You should be, too."

"I want people to play with, not Father! If the Alice Game makes us all lonely and without fun, then I wouldn't do it~nano!!" Chibi cried out. You could imagine with her kind of personality, how only with 2 people she was so frustrated.

"Well..."

"Well?!"

"We can go back to our bodies..."

"We can?! Then why DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!?!?"

"Only the condition that a maiden takes us and returns us to our bodies."

"So why can't we do that?"

"Because nobody knows where we are."

"Oh."

Silence prevailed for a while. Then Hina piped up again.

"I'm bored."