Ahem. Let me show amateurs how that truly needs to be done. (Feel free to substitute Ali for Soma)
Pride. Passion. Piloting Skillz.
These were the ingredients chosen
To create the perfect rival pilots
But Professor Eifman accidentally added an extra ingredient
to the concoction -- GUNDAM OBSESSION
Thus, Graham Crackers were born!
Using their ultra-super piloting skills
Graham, Patrick, and Soma
Have dedicated their lives to fighting Gundam
And the forces of Celestial Being!
(Oh, god, I have to see that done now!)