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Old 2006-05-09, 09:46   Link #3058
Flo
The Necessary Evil
 
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Peeing on Stinku's Grave
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Originally Posted by Lost
Well, she had to choose between a cat and a strawberry daifuku themed cart, and she went with the obvious choice.

Just because I'm bored, lets do an analysis of the strenghts of the Alice Race candidates!

Bara Bara Machine: If you can't go up, go DOWN! After all, Bara demonstrated in Traumend that she has no problems with stooping to fell tatics to win the Game. This wonderfully purple contraption can tunnel right beneath the feet of Barasishou's opponents, and perhaps even demonstrate superlative capabilities underwater. It can even seat two!
Secret Bonus: Laplace's Demon gives Bara the ability to call up a portal right under any opponent's cart of her choice, thus sending them to.. erm.. Oblivion.

Megu: Straight out of ICU, and with Congenital Heart Disease, this underrated piece of Junk has an advantage in that it has nothing to lose, no, not even her life. With Slavedriver Gin right behind her, this is one "cart" not to underestimate.
Secret Bonus: See that IV Line she's holding? It contains ADRENALINE. Yep, ADRENALINE, aka NITRO. +10 speed and reflexes over 20 seconds.

"The Wise": Kanaria's flagship of wisdom. Truly wise in design; by being in the position we find Kana in most of the time in Traumend, she discovered that the increased aerodynamicity it afforded reduced drag by 30%!! That innocent looking upturned roving umbrella is actually a GPRS dish that downloads a realtime map of the battletrack!! Yes, we kid you not folks!!
Secret Bonus: Kanaria's confidence in her truly sublime cart is supreme!! Who needs a secret-backup-when-your-original-plan-fails device??

Water-Klart: A tribute to Gardens all over the world!! Our dear SuiseiSeki arms herself with this veritable Halftrack of the Gardens, knocking down any hedges or gates in her way with her doubled reinforced battering ram. Mysteriously, it doubles as a turbo intake to cool those monstrous threads (and that hot temper). This cart will take her over the hedge!!
Secret Bonus: A testament to her supreme cunning and blatant deceit, Water-Klart spouts a heatseeking spray of magic-growth solution that Klarts an opponent's cart in an instantaneous beanstalk outgrowth! ~works only on soil desu~!

Ride Ripper: ex-Owner of the skies, SouseiSeki is back, determined to take back her skies after being owned in midair by Gin. Having added an HyperionXI Carbine Jet to the tail end of her garden shears, this heavy weight vanship-like air thingy is the speediest of the lot, capable of breaking the SOUnd Barrier.
Secret Bonus: Y-Wings. Yes, Sou can open her shears, resulting in aerofoils that rip the ride, adding 20% boost to speed!!

Rose Tail: Distinguished Grace. Unfallable Dignity. Superlative Honour. Such is the respect Shinku's Mobile deserves, for it was built by no less than Otousan, Rozen. Rozen Mobile, while dainty in all respects (this writer doubts Rozen's sexual orientation), should not be taken lightly, for under that hood it boasts a growling 60cc Rolls Royce Engine that drinks fuel like Shinku guzzles tea. Rightfully, it is christened Rose Tail, for a detachable boot panel releases a spray of Rose petals that blinds all opponents hoping to overtake her.
Secret Bonus: For some inexplicable reason, Rose Tail has a +8 bonus against Shins. Yes, Shins.

Shopping Buggy: Pink Cuteness! Our strawberry maiden pilots this light and agile buggy-cum-top-loader, still full with Nori's groceries, under whose nose this cart was driven away. Hina is serious about this, with her red mascot tied in front of her cart, and steered expertly with propulsion from a fire-extinguisher, this cart will own in navigating the close corners and sharp turns of the SuperMart's aisles.
Secret Bonus: Everything has a reason: Top-loader basket tips to spill obstacles and slippery milk and sticky strawberry sauce that cripples any opponent's carts too close to Hina!

LE-7A: Kira will soon go where no Rozen Maiden has gone before, strapped, unwillingly, to her fate. Tho primarily intended for blazing across dried lake beds, that bummer of a combustion cone will surely launch Kira into Low Earth Orbit, in which she can spend 5 hours 26 minutes 14 seconds contemplating her evilness and cursing a certain Bunny before Low Atmospheric Re-entry.
Secret Bonus: Kirakishou has calculated that her trajectory will land her RIGHT on the finishing line.
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