[bdonlan]

Spoiler for ep2:

For those who have not read the manga, the first part of the anime may be a bit confusing. I recommend watching it once as-is. As such, nested spoilers :)

Spoiler for seriously, read the subtitles:

SHAFT has done a false-subtitle MAD, of a sort. They've animated a chapter out of the manga, in which Commodore Perry (or rather, an imposter) comes in on the school's opening day anniversary, and tries opening all kinds of things (just like he opened the border of Japan). However, after attempting to open Itoshiki-sensei's heart, followed by some cheap porn, he finally realizes that somethings are just not meant to be opened.

Then they had the voice actors ad-lib some Pololocian dubs, and threw some completely incorrect subtitles in. I wonder if the A part in episode three will be something like this too? :)

A video subtitled with the original manga script may be found here: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2020741.