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ALRIGHT people, Chapter one of New Testament is done in Chinese

Here's a summary:

Spoiler for NT Ch1:

Pt1
Usual ITEM meeting like in the old days, where Hamazura fetched the drinks and everybody else talks. Mugino being back to how she looks normally is firing up Saiai's desire to get her hands on the same technology so she can shoot a film with those realistic 'make-up'.
Later they're all going to visit Frenda's grave.

Pt2
Accelerator and co's daily life. When Accel got back the first thing Yomikawa did was punching Accel's face in, and then hugged him hard. LO and Worst is playing a console game, and Worst pwnt LO easily - even with only one hand. LO tried to cheat by forcing Worst to lose using the Network, but Worst was built to deny LO's access.

Worst's clothes is some kind of Vietnam native clothing that Yoshikawa won from a lottery. LO's suspicious that the only reason that Worst is wearing that is to show off her bust size. Worst denys that, saying it's suppose to emphasise the waist and legs. LO thought of that since Worst is also a Misaka clone eventually LO will get that big as well. Worst skewered that dream by saying the Worst cloning process uses different chemicals, ie LO isn't ever going to be that big (Could just be Worst trolling LO...).

Pt3
Mugino's visiting Frenda's grave. The rest of ITEM is waiting outside for her.

Pt4
LO completely and utterly lost against Worst in the game. LO complains that she was distracted by Worst's chest for the reason of her loss. LO went to Yoshikawa and asked her to divulge the info that makes women's chest grow that big, and Yoshikawa replies since everyone eats the same thing Yomikawa cooks, eventually LO will get that big.

... Then a 'breast enhancing' machine fell out of Yoshikawa's pockets. Made by the same company that Fukiyose always buys mail-order stuff from. LO's furious that Yoshikawa's lying, and decides to try it out herself. Yoshikawa panicked and warned LO that her chest might blow up since she's not fully grown yet, but LO's not listening after being lied to once already. Yomikawa decided to confiscate the thing, and it malfunctioned as soon as she touched it for no apparant reason.

Accel asked Worst in a bored manner why isn't she joining that mess. Worst merely replied if it can even make Accel have that kind of chest then she'll consider joining in.

Pt5
Mugino finished, and ITEM decided to leave. Since the cemetery is in the 10th district, there's plenty of Skill-Out around, and 5 of them tried to rob Shiage since he has 3 other women with him. Shiage tried to warn them and make them leave, since he doesn't want them to get killed by the rest of ITEM.

Then Shiage found Saiai and Mugino is playing being 'Damsel in Distress', and making Shiage looking like he's acting like a hero to protect the girls to troll him. Rikou then latched onto Shiage and told the other two to get lost, he is already her's. It pissed off the Skill-out members greatly and Shiage decided to start running for his life, and Saiai somehow managed to peel Rikou off him as he ran off.

Pt6
Accel's watching TV, and the media is considering the possibility that the 'Golden Arms' in WW3 was just a mass hallucination. Then the idea was shot down when it was revealed the UN was dumping the leftover arms into the Pacific, as it somehow can rejuvinate ocean life.

WW3 only lasted 12 days.

Accel is wondering what the rest of GROUP is doing; he finally got out of the Dark Side, and he doesn't want to ruin all that by coming into contact with it once more, even if he still has the means to.

That meant he can't check up if Touma has survivied the war or not too.

Pt7
Yomikawa managed to persuade Accel to go out shopping. LO is coming along, but Worst has a problem. As she is the manifestation of the negative emotions of Misaka Network, she can only express negative emotions. Though Worst can't care less about Accel she has this overwhelming feeling of jealousy coming from the Network (and due to being a Worst clone she can't refuse ill will, hence the name), and yelled out she wants to come along too. When Accel asked her what's up with her, she said she doesn't know either.

Pt8
Shiage kept running. He decided when this is all over he's gonna spank the other three each 100 times hard for getting him in trouble, and his perv nature is already drooling on how Rikou's bare skin might feel.

As he made it over to the 7th district, he bumped into Mikoto, who just walked off listlessly from the contact. Shiage wondered what could possibly make Mikoto look that way, but decided it's none of his business.

After Shiage decided it's finally safe, he ran into Hanzou.

Intermission 1
A section about Skill-out and how Komaba used to be the leader of it.