Oh yeah, this game could use some Otokojuku love. Or at least just Edajima Heihachi. Basically, all of his attacks would involve him bitch-slapping his opponents while constantly screaming
"I'M THE PRINCIPAL OF OTOKOJUKU, EDAJIMA HEIHACHI, BITCH!" 
....But then I remember that his voice actor (who coincidentally also voiced Mr. Satan) passed away and I get all like
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