You cannot talk about idols without watching this movie!
The camera pans around the 5 members of Teikoku Sentai Uchikenger as they draw their katanas. It starts with the small Orimura Kaoru in her red Uchigane Suichiken, Sarashiki Kanzashi in the green Uchigane Yonbusou, Crown Princess Taiyonomiya Ai in the pink Uchigane Kusanagi, Jung Tsukasa in her blue Uchigane Ame-no-habakiri, and Seto Yuki in the yellow Uchigane Formosa.
A new era for IS Idols!
"Until all the Gaijin are repulsed from our soil..." Yuki spat as she moved her battered Formosa into combat stance. "Fight them to your last breath!"
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The camera jumps again to a ruined part of Sendai.
"It can't be helped," Riselle intoned as she stepped into her Tenmoku Uchigane. "The Uchikengers must be defeated."
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In the streets of Akihabara, another idol stands ready.
"The Princess has decreed that you shall not pass..." Kaoru said sadly as she slowly drew her homing beacon.
"
Hagane Summon!"
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"Why are we fighting the Teikoku Sentai...?!" Erika cried.
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"Cut them down," Princess Ai breathed. All around her, the legion of Uchigane golems surged forward. Erika reached out and the massive Mjolnir hammer flew to her grasp.
"You got to be kidding...!" Lingyi said as even more golems leapt out of the dropships by the thousands.
"At this rate, the world will be destroyed!" yelled Gin, louder than anyone had heard her before.
The greatest idol battle in history has begun!
"Houki...boshi?" Kanzashi asked.
"It means SHOOTiNG ST@RS," Karon replied, smiling as she put down her salute.
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Erika swung Mjolnir into a golem and whirled around to punch another into an advancing column. Tsukasa moved so fast she split into a rainbow of after-images, and after they reformed at the end of her charge, a row of Stark's unmanned tanks exploded.
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Ange Stark lands on the skybridge of her tower in central Tokyo. As she strolled through, mechanical armors reached out to slowly remove the crumpled Equalizers attached to her Iron Maiden battlegear, and then the Iron Maiden herself, leaving Ange sauntering through in her pilot suit.
"I apologize for not receiving in a timely fashion," she said as she made for the bar then poured herself some grape juice.
"Like a drink?" She asked the gold-armored Gilgamesh standing in her living room.
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Gin fired off two rounds from her magnum only to have Ai cleave through both bullets. Gin parried with her sniper rifle and crosslocked Ai's Kusanagi with the magnum just as her own armored skirt unfurl into twin tank cannons. Princess Ai is pushed back by the blast, having barely managed to activate her Majitama Mirror. Gin spun away, guns akimbo as her sniper rifle folded into assault mode and unsheathed a bayonet.
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Meanwhile, black helifighters scream over Tokyo, unleashing their payload into skyscrapers and sending burning wreck into the roads below. The golems in the street retaliate with AA fire, drawing lines of tracers slicing up some intercepters too slow to evade.
An epic clash! Just what on Earth happened?!
Students flee as Stark's submarine fleet surfaces at the ISA's doorstep.
Kanzashi punched her Uchigane frame out of frustration. Houki leaps out of the sky, both blades drawn and is stopped by Tsukasa's Ame-no-habakiri.
"I am the force of Ai-hime's will," Jung proclaimed gruffly.
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Louise rolled under Tenkyou Shinobu’s black-purple grapple claws then parkoured over the Uchigane pilot’s shield burstwave attack, pulling out dual pistols from her Rafale’s skirt and emptied the clips.
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A gold-framed Uchigane slammed the flat of her sword into the ground, unleashing blast vaporizing the droids marching on her position. A silver-frame loads a cartridge into a large katana. And a white-frame takes to the sky, red-hemmed miko robes flapping in the wake.
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“Heads up, ladies, I’m bring the party to you,” Stark radioed then banked hard around another tower, a swarm of angry golems shooting at her wake.
“Objective received,” Celeste replied then up and set her shoulder autocannon to full blast, the column of blue hail shredding the golems as they turned.
[ROCKETO, ON!]
“Haaaargh!” roared Tsubomi as her Rafale called out a booster Equalizer around her arm and sent her smashing into the guts of an Uchigane golem. Momentum kept her spinning and she plowed into the flood with a plume of debris.
Agne and Monique alternated with one another as Seto Yuki pressed the advance. Agne broke off to charge her cannons as Monique stepped forward, Blutsauger clashing with Yuki’s blade. But Seto had the advantage of mass and sent Monique flying into a shopfront then boosted out of Agne’s blast.
“Just why are ST@RS and Sentai fighting one another?!” Kanzashi asked with exasperation.
The mysteries just keep on piling!
Karon and Kaoru circled the Diet, taking pot shots at one another. Karon boosted to close, beam saber buzzing loudly against Kaoru’s Gerbil Straight naginata.
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Lingyi spiraled out of a storm of feathers while firing her shock cannons in quick bursts, destroyed the bits swarming around her. She docked her sabers together and blocked UchiGold bursting out of the skyscraper and detached her left spaulders, letting fly a roaring dragon's head into the camera.
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Fujiwara Kei reared up her IS in bike mode and bore down on Tsukasa, knocking her off kilter for Houki to strike. But the Uchigane simply recovered and parried both IS with her foot blade and katana in an acrobatic split.
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Gin and Ai lunged at one another once more.
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"What we need to do now is stop this idol war!" Erika shouted.
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Ange suddenly looked very concerned.
“She’s right behind me, isn’t she?”
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SHOOTiNG ST@R x Idol Sentai Uchikenger
International Live Show Tour
SUPER IDOL TAISEN
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“You’ve come, Karon-sempai!” Magi Karon greeted while twirling her katana into position.
“Sorry to have kept you waiting… Karon.” The Vandam replied as she stowed her buster rifle and powered on a beam saber.
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