A Laugh A Day

[jedinat]

Originally Posted by Kyomi

But seriously, this is written by University students? Sounds more like high schoolers. >.>

I'm in an advanced college writing class right now... I just had a peer review session with three other classmates. It is entirely feasible that those were college students, in fact, they would probably be on the upper end of the spectrum.

Spoiler for a joke to stay on topic:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute.

“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

[Reno]

Originally Posted by jedinat

I'm in an advanced college writing class right now... I just had a peer review session with three other classmates. It is entirely feasible that those were college students.

Erm Kyomi said University, not college.

Great joke though.

[jedinat]

Originally Posted by Reno

Erm Kyomi said University, not college.

Great joke though.

Er, I tend to use the terms interchangeably. I go to a state university

[User65554]

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[Pendevous]

Here's another one:

HER SIDE OF THE STORY

He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it.
The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.
So anyway, in the cab on the way back to his house, I said that I love him and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he doesn't say it back or anything. We finally got back to his place and I was wondering if he was going to dump me! So I tried to ask
him about it but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to sleep. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and we had sex.
But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave but I just cried myself to sleep. I dunno, I just don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else???

HIS SIDE OF THE STORY

My team lost. Felt Kinda Tired. Got laid though.

[starry_sky45]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsymvcqVc1s
ahhhhhh

[RavenHawk]

Whenever I want a good laugh, I resort to Jackass!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vkM9Ziejk0 - The omelette
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VnTWdBvurQ - Aggressive sledding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYWMqtv1iTY - Steve O eating rodents

[Pendevous]

Here's a joke as a bump for this thread:

"Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph.'
Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'
'Never,' said Ralph.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout.....
'Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're shitting in the bed!'"

[anti-random]

Yuck, that's weird. Please don't ever put something as weird as that on to this I beg you.

[Roselyd]

Lol. I have laughed this day for more than 3 times

[laughoutloud]

http://makesyoulaugh.blogspot.com/20...ing-squad.html
see what happens when a man got caught wearing woman undies...

[jedinat]

Originally Posted by laughoutloud

http://makesyoulaugh.blogspot.com/20...ing-squad.html
see what happens when a man got caught wearing woman undies...

Funny, but I thought the one below it was funnier, with the guy "peeing" on people as they float by on the inner tubes

[OneiChan]

I'd have to agree with the previous poster... the man in womens underwear was funny, but the vid of the peeing man was hilarious!

[User65554]

^Yeah, and then he's chased away at the end...priceless...

[Kyomi]

Hmm..? Aren't those the "Just for Laugh" gags? There is some pretty good ones that they made.

[laughoutloud]

Originally Posted by laughoutloud

http://makesyoulaugh.blogspot.com/20...ing-squad.html
see what happens when a man got caught wearing woman undies...

yup the peeing was great too... i had quite a good laugh after watching it...

hmm i not sure whether is it Gags or not but the similarities is indeed there...

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Based on a Philippine political scandal

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Okay, this is just some random crap I found. I think they are amusing. And so do you!










It's peanut butter jelly time!

...okay I'm done now. You lives can now continue.

[Spectacular_Insanity]

<--- This one seems, ironic, for some reason...

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A few funny Pictures~~