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Old 2007-09-29, 10:08   Link #1081
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Some reasons for you to smile:
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Edit: MOAR -->

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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.
I hope I didn't offend anyone with the joke.
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Old 2007-09-29, 10:53   Link #1082
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A few funny Pictures~~
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Thanks for posting that, I've been trying to get backwards bs for ages.
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Old 2007-09-30, 04:59   Link #1083
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http://makesyoulaugh.blogspot.com/20...ar-factor.html

People getting the bejesus scared out of them in very funny circumstances.
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Old 2007-09-30, 06:31   Link #1084
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Some reasons for you to smile:
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I hope I didn't offend anyone with the joke.
That's great. Secret Service. Pah
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Old 2007-10-01, 08:57   Link #1085
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Pendy's Daily Dosage Of Jokes.

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Spoiler for A MUST READ:
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Old 2007-10-01, 09:04   Link #1086
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Awesome joke
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Old 2007-10-02, 02:44   Link #1087
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Speaking of which....







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Old 2007-10-02, 08:52   Link #1088
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+ 1 joke:

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A retired gentlemen went into the social security office to apply for Social Security.

After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "Will I have to go home and come back now?" he asks. The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."

So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too."
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Old 2007-10-02, 18:54   Link #1089
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Pendevous that is a really stupid joke that is incredible dumb that I actually smiled. I am hereby ashamed of myself and I blame you.
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Old 2007-10-03, 04:55   Link #1090
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Pendevous that is a really stupid joke that is incredible dumb that I actually smiled. I am hereby ashamed of myself and I blame you.
ROFL! Some of the jokes that can make a person smile are the dumbest jokes.

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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club.But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
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Old 2007-10-03, 18:17   Link #1091
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lol, I like that joke very much. Such an understanding wife.
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Old 2007-10-03, 19:26   Link #1092
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Spoiler for to save room for pictures (^_^):
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Old 2007-10-03, 21:36   Link #1093
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lol, I like that joke very much. Such an understanding wife.
so true, so true. But wait, if she divorced him wouldn't she get like half his fortune. All right its a joke, i reading into it too much.
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Old 2007-10-04, 02:23   Link #1094
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Awwww... I just realized my image links got blocked.... oh well. I'll repost them later once I figure out to get around those pesky hotlinking blockers...

For now, here are the hyperlinks to those images. They are quite funny!

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Old 2007-10-04, 02:52   Link #1095
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Awwww... I just realized my image links got blocked.... oh well. I'll repost them later once I figure out to get around those pesky hotlinking blockers...

For now, here are the hyperlinks to those images. They are quite funny!

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lol, those are considered hotlinks as well. It really isn't that time consuming to upload pictures to photobucket or similar.
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Old 2007-10-04, 10:30   Link #1096
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This last picture is scary!

More jokes:

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Old 2007-10-04, 19:28   Link #1097
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Dumbest director ever. But good work philosophy.
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Old 2007-10-04, 20:48   Link #1098
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lol, those are considered hotlinks as well. It really isn't that time consuming to upload pictures to photobucket or similar.
Darn. Foiled again. I will be successful...one day.
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Old 2007-10-04, 21:33   Link #1099
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Old 2007-10-05, 01:15   Link #1100
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Lol. I just had to post this one.

No hotlinking issues this time.... I hope.

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