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Old 2007-10-13, 13:20   Link #1141
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You know one of my favorite phenomenon jokes would be, "Chuck Norris Facts". Here're some of my favorites that I found and mind you, I laugh at each and everyone of them:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.


I made some myself. Keep in mind these are my originals:

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Old 2007-10-13, 15:16   Link #1142
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Spoiler for For funny Bush Piks (^_-)v:
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Old 2007-10-13, 15:18   Link #1143
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lol at Bushy jokes..
Wow, didn't know Americans see him as ignorant empty headed.. *hurray*



Will it blend? That is the question:
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Eww-ness..
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Old 2007-10-13, 17:49   Link #1144
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Nice, but I still prefer Jack Bauer facts.

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Old 2007-10-13, 21:36   Link #1145
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Nice, but I still prefer Jack Bauer facts.

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Yeah I like Jack Bauer Facts too.
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Old 2007-10-13, 21:59   Link #1146
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Some Engrish for ya:

Spoiler for Engrish xD:
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Old 2007-10-14, 01:06   Link #1147
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heard about that two. It seems what i heard was for restaurant menus but I have to admit the toilet one was just stupid.
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Old 2007-10-14, 10:50   Link #1148
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Here are even more jokes

Spoiler for bit long joke:


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Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."

"We're new here," says the second one. "It's dark out, and we don't know where to look. We'd better wait until the other bats go with us."

The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere." He flies out of the cave.

When he returns, he is covered with blood.

The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?"

The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks, "See that black building over there?"

"Yes," the other bat answers.

"Well," says the first bat, "I didn't."
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Old 2007-10-14, 13:48   Link #1149
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Now this video is hilarious:

Spoiler for Master Chief sux at Halo 3:


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Old 2007-10-15, 00:42   Link #1150
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@Kisuke06: Hahahaha, shit, the beginning dialogue before the game was fucking funny!
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Old 2007-10-15, 02:25   Link #1151
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This is funny ^_^, Bush is such a celeb ^_^
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Old 2007-10-15, 02:27   Link #1152
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Some Engrish for ya:

I've eaten that! I saw it once and just had to find out what "Mutant Coconut" meant.
Don't ask. It isn't as much fun as it sounds.
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Old 2007-10-15, 02:43   Link #1153
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What did it taste like?
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Old 2007-10-15, 03:03   Link #1154
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Don't ask. It really is not as much fun as it sounds. It didn't have taste as much as... texture.
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Old 2007-10-15, 04:00   Link #1155
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Don't ask. It really is not as much fun as it sounds.
Eating mutant anything doesn't really sound fun
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Old 2007-10-15, 05:56   Link #1156
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Don't ask. It really is not as much fun as it sounds. It didn't have taste as much as... texture.
LOL. Texture to the max.
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Old 2007-10-15, 10:38   Link #1157
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Tada! I'm backsh!

Spoiler for Watermelons:


Spoiler for Proposing:


Spoiler for No cat is as fat as:


Spoiler for Bacon:


Spoiler for Huge Cock!:


Spoiler for Jussi_P:


Spoiler for Azumanga Daioh:


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Spoiler for Spork!:


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Old 2007-10-15, 10:58   Link #1158
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Spoiler for And I thought I had a hangover.:


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Old 2007-10-15, 12:20   Link #1159
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I've eaten that! I saw it once and just had to find out what "Mutant Coconut" meant.
Don't ask. It isn't as much fun as it sounds.
I would've done the same thing! Too bad it doesn't seem to taste too good or I'd have wanted to try some :-/




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Tada! I'm backsh!

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I've actually seen that scratched into one of the hand dryer instructions a couple years ago...omg's I just couldn't stop laughing!


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Old 2007-10-15, 12:23   Link #1160
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What can I say but... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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