A Laugh A Day

[jedinat]

Originally Posted by Kyomi

All Hail! Techoviking is here!

Those were some impressively floppy tits.

[Thrasher187]

Spoiler for ppl getting pwned ^_^:

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by Thrasher187

Spoiler for ppl getting pwned ^_^:

Lol, good images. My favorites were the Naruto-Sasuke and the Sousuke-Kaname ones. ^_^

[cicido]

"obvious" gigs

Spoiler for savin space:

and of couse, the most classic of them all

Spoiler for ultimate stupidity:

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Wow, and I thought the classic stupid and obvious comment where the character says, "it's raining" was dumb. Boy, I had NO idea what was really out there....

[Khaos]

CRAZY!!!!!!!!

http://www.viralplaza.com/viewpage.php?page_id=148

[Kensuke]

Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road. One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300 mph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district, approaching from the North Sea.

Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office.

Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style:

"Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it.
Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment. Fortunately the pilot flying the Tornado recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and was able to override the automated defence system before the missile was launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed.

Good Day..."

[anti-random]

^Well, its kind of expected from the RAF.

[KasumiGirl]

Originally Posted by cicido

"obvious" gigs

Spoiler for savin space:

and of couse, the most classic of them all

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Those funny pictures are funny.
The two last ones are my fave.

[Ebichuman]

Top Ten Most Ridiculous English Laws Still on the Books

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British
monarch upside-down
3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a
clerk in a tropical fish store
4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day
5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of
your toilet, you must let them enter
6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants,
including in a policeman's helmet
7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically
becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen
8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want
him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him
knowing
9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour
10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the
ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

Spoiler for De-motivational Posters:

[Thrasher187]

Strange United States laws
from the book "Loony Laws" by Robert Pelton



1. In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unaquainted."

2. In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

3. In Zion, Ill., it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets. Kibo.

4. In Carmel, N.Y., a man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. nj.

5. Attention Gooley: In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.

6. In Gary, Ind., persons are prohibited from attending a movie house or other theater and from riding a public streetcar within four hours of eating garlic.

7. In Miami, it's illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Blair!

8. In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. cj!

9. In Detroit, couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property. Jenine!

10. In Hartford, Conn., you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.

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11. In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. Gypsy!

12. In Baltimore, it's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.It's also illegal to take a lion to the movies.

13. In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. Gypsy?

14. In Nicholas County, W. Va., no member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humerous stories from the pulpit during a church service.

15. In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Gypsy.

16. In Pennsylvania, "any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue."

17. In Carrizozo, N.M., it's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face). Gypsy!

18. In Los Angeles, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. gypsy.

19. In Kentucky, "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club" gypsy

20. An amendment to the above legislation: "The provisions of this statuate shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds (gypsy), nor shall it apply to female horses."

21. In the United States, the federal government forces states to set speed limits of 55 miles per hour or less. This law was later ammedend to allow travel at 65 miles per hour but only on rural roads.

[nanafan]

wow those are some wierd laws where did you find those?
http://<a href="http://www.funnyjunk...nny Videos</a>

[JustInn14]

EDIT!: *sigh* As it appears, that there are a couple *sensitive* people on here, Watch this funny Video, at your own risk, please..... Thanks you.

[Kensuke]

Originally Posted by cicido

and of couse, the most classic of them all

Spoiler for ultimate stupidity:

I recently got the DVD, and here is the same scene:

Spoiler:

[sukilovesme]

I love to laugh... check this out.. it always makes me laugh... http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xq6...-hula-song_fun

[OutPhase]

Spoiler for Image:

[anti-random]

Originally Posted by Kensuke

I recently got the DVD, and here is the same scene:

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Dumbest quote thing ever.

[RavenHawk]

Originally Posted by Thrasher187

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At least God Gundam didn't do the God Finger down there.

[Grimkill7]

Some pics. They are pretty random but I find them hilarious.

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And I'd like to wrap up my post with a video of the world's most "interesting" ref.

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[KasumiGirl]

Originally Posted by JustInn14

O.O
That fact that some bald dude popped-up at the start (Okay, im making it sound funny, like and old man pops out, am I right? xD) Well, that made me fall off my chair. No more scare KasumiGirl off her chair game, anymore!

And I'd like to wrap up my post with a video of the world's most "interesting" ref.

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Spoiler for The secret of this video, that might not make it funny after you read, though, it still made me laugh after I found out. xD:

It's played in reverse, I just noticed it after about 3 times of watching it.