A Laugh A Day

[Pendevous]

Yo yo here's a joke yo:

Spoiler:

A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college, but half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, ol' Blue how to talk!"
"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in the course." So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.
About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.
"So how's Ol' Blue doing, son," his father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!"
"Read!" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." The money promptly arrives.
But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.
"Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing' around with that little redhead who lives in town?"
The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!"
I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy!"

The kid went on to be a successful lawyer

Spoiler:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

[The Chaos]

Originally Posted by KasumiGirl

Spoiler for Other funny images:

Woot,woot,woot,woot,woot...

Lol, wtf?

Snowman are deadly. -__-

Just images today.

I Loved These ...Very Funny..

[devildog23]

ROFL who has seen this commercial?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSZ6k3QIsAk

I nominate this for Commercial of the year. Reminds me of Napolean Dynamite...

[L_Supporter]

nice......

[KasumiGirl]

KasumiGirl's funny crap.
January 13th, 2008.
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Just images today, once again...i'll get more stuff soon. ^^

Spoiler for Fuko's secret.:

Spoiler for Random images:

Spoiler for And just remember, when reading my posts...:

[The Chaos]

Originally Posted by KasumiGirl

KasumiGirl's funny crap.
January 13th, 2008.
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Just images today, once again...i'll get more stuff soon. ^^

Spoiler for Fuko's secret.:

Spoiler for Random images:

Spoiler for And just remember, when reading my posts...:

I Loved Fu-Chan Secret...
The Other Pic...

[aka Providence]

it's time for another round of silly pics!!!~ (!)

Spoiler for let's start with anime:

Spoiler for some misc. crapola:

Spoiler for innuendo v2!:

Spoiler for the wunderbar world of cats:

Spoiler for one month early -- but here's a happy valentine!:

[The Chaos]

Originally Posted by aka Providence

it's time for another round of silly pics!!!~ (!)

Spoiler for let's start with anime:

Spoiler for one month early -- but here's a happy valentine!:

^These First Pic..Really Funny..
But The V Pic....OMG...I Can't Imagen That..

[anti-random]

Originally Posted by devildog23

ROFL who has seen this commercial?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSZ6k3QIsAk

I nominate this for Commercial of the year. Reminds me of Napolean Dynamite...

Seriously, this can be used as a great commercial really. Its awesome.

[Deathkillz]

Originally Posted by devildog23

ROFL who has seen this commercial?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSZ6k3QIsAk

I nominate this for Commercial of the year. Reminds me of Napolean Dynamite...

They should start promoting fruits and veg instead of that crap ^^
"Carrots! carrots! CABBAGE!"

Isn't it amazing how you can always find scary related links on youtube?

That is what I like to call: Heart attack in a bun.

[JustInn14]

Spoiler for uhhh....... Scary?!:

Thought these were kind of funny.

[Dxon]

Originally Posted by Deathkillz

They should start promoting fruits and veg instead of that crap ^^
"Carrots! carrots! CABBAGE!"

Isn't it amazing how you can always find scary related links on youtube?

That is what I like to call: Heart attack in a bun.

I want that burger!!

I love all images! ^^

[LaMonnah]

That burger is huge! I wouldn't even know where to begin with that one. he must have felt so sick after eating that. but what an accomplishment.

[onehp]

Spoiler for oh so very hot oblivion female character:

[jedinat]

Originally Posted by onehp

Spoiler for oh so very hot oblivion female character:

Ugh. I hope you didn't play with her for any amount of time. I spent so many hours with that horribly designed face creation tool. It wouldn't have killed Bethesda to include a few attractive pre-made faces.

[Dxon]

Originally Posted by onehp

Spoiler for oh so very hot oblivion female character:

She's not hot.

What are you thinking..

[Jinto]

@onehp,

race was nord? (or imperial maybe). Well it is a good butcher job if one cannot even identify the race it was based on afterwards

[Aoie_Emesai]

Here ya go - another typing test

http://speedtest.10-fast-fingers.com/

I got 51 WAMs, i feel slow, i ranked 80k out of 101k >.<

[Rookie103]

Spoiler for Funny:

[The Chaos]

^ I just Love Osaka..