A Laugh A Day

[JustInn14]

Originally Posted by Dxon

Yeah so.. It's not funny...


(Recieved a de-rep for not finding that comic funny... wtf... Giving an opinion and getting a de-rep for it.. The one who gave is stupid.. (Lucky for him that it's anonim..))

That's the way the Forums works, I guess.


ANYWAYS, (unrelated)

[devildog23]

Real Life Mario Kart

[aka Providence]

Originally Posted by Dxon

Spoiler for akihabara:

lol. how times change; several years ago, my friends thought japan was filled with ninjas, samurais, and mecha.

[Pendevous]

Originally Posted by Spectacular_Insanity

Spoiler for You know you live in 2007 when...:

----- You know you live in the 2007 when... -----

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace account.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Best shit evah!

Spoiler:

Many people are travelling on a plane........Over the Atlantic the plane loses power......The captain announces "We're losing altitide so we are going to have to throw out the luggage". The passengers agree and all the luggage is thrown out. After a few minutes they lose a second engine, the captain announces "We have just lost another engine...we have to throw out the cabin baggage". So the cabin baggage is also thrown out. Just five minutes later a third engine blows out. The captain announces "We are close to land people, but we have to throw out some passengers too". There is an uproar in the cabin. Undaunted the captain continues "Passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order. A- any asians on board??... no? B - any blacks on board??....no......." Suddenly a little black boy asks his father "Dad, what are we??" His dad replies "Tonight son, we are Zulus................."

Spoiler:

A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's wrong?"
After quickly downing his drink, the man replied "I got home and found my wife in bed with my best friend."
"Wow" exclaimed the bartender, as he poured the man a second triple, "No wonder you needed a stiff drink. The second triple is on the house."
As the man downed his second triple scotch, the bartender asked him "What did you do?"
"I walked over to my wife" the man replied, "looked her straight in the eye and told her that we were through and to pack her stuff and to get the hell out."
"That makes sense" said the bartender, "but what about your best friend?"
The man replied, "I walked over to him, looked him right in the eye and said 'bad dog!'"

[Rookie103]

Spoiler for Schooldays:

Spoiler for Mudkipz:

[The Chaos]

Originally Posted by Pendevous

Best shit evah!

Spoiler:

A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's wrong?"
After quickly downing his drink, the man replied "I got home and found my wife in bed with my best friend."
"Wow" exclaimed the bartender, as he poured the man a second triple, "No wonder you needed a stiff drink. The second triple is on the house."
As the man downed his second triple scotch, the bartender asked him "What did you do?"
"I walked over to my wife" the man replied, "looked her straight in the eye and told her that we were through and to pack her stuff and to get the hell out."
"That makes sense" said the bartender, "but what about your best friend?"
The man replied, "I walked over to him, looked him right in the eye and said 'bad dog!'"

At The Start I thought Poor Guy...But Really Why He Kick His Wife Out..?

[Dxon]

Because she had sex with his best friend their dog...

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by aka Providence

lol. how times change; several years ago, my friends thought japan was filled with ninjas, samurais, and mecha.

Oh, they still have that, too. After all...

Spoiler for Ninjas! LOL:

[Dxon]

Second one is the best. ^^

[The Chaos]

The Second Pic...I Couldn't Find Anyone...Really There Is Ninja Or This A Joke..

[Rookie103]

Originally Posted by The Chaos

The Second Pic...I Couldn't Find Anyone...Really There Is Ninja Or This A Joke..

A joke, obviously. I lol'd though.

[Spectacular_Insanity]

I made this because I was bored. REALLY bored. No really. This is like physics-defying boredom.

Spoiler for Dracula LIIIIIIVES!:

[Dxon]

Originally Posted by Spectacular_Insanity

I made this because I was bored. REALLY bored. No really. This is like physics-defying boredom.

Spoiler for Dracula LIIIIIIVES!:

I just love these images with a picture and a comment on it in black border. They are great! ^^

P.S.:

Originally Posted by The Chaos

The Second Pic...I Couldn't Find Anyone...Really There Is Ninja Or This A Joke..

Why do you make your sentences like...Why...I have no idea...It bothers me since I dont know...

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by Dxon

I just love these images with a picture and a comment on it in black border. They are great! ^^

P.S.:

Why do you make your sentences like...Why...I have no idea...It bothers me since I dont know...

...Spacebar...broken....nochanceof....recovery..

Here's a funny comic I saw on DA today:

[felix]

@Dxon:

" ... " the universal punctuation mark. Also replaces the ENTER key.

I used to write posts on forums like that. (only I always used " .. ")
For whatever reason I felt at the time it was easier to read; I quit using it -eventually- since everyone seemed to just read it as a pause in the sentence.

* I can read your posts just fine Chaos ^^

[The Chaos]

Originally Posted by Cats

* I can read your posts just fine Chaos ^^

Thanks ..I Just Keep Read My post Again and Again Looking For Mistake...There Nothing Wrong ..Right..

[siya]

Originally Posted by The Chaos

Thanks ..I Just Keep Read My post Again and Again Looking For Mistake...There Nothing Wrong ..Right..

lol...Well, if there are mistakes people could mistakenly mistake your mistakes for a comedy thing..after all, this is just a random thread xD

[Dxon]

That's clears up a lot. I do prefer people to use spaces and normal... (damn..) dots..?


Anyway.

Cats your sig and avatar match the way I look at you realll well. Like a police officer or something. Someone with a status or something. ^^

[teachopvutru]

Originally Posted by Cats

" ... " the universal punctuation mark. Also replaces the ENTER key.

Really?? O_o I never knew that and I use it all the time too... I often use it for when there's this "mood", no idea how to describe it, although I tend to use it for a pause as well.

Also, what are boysenberry and boysenous? After checking dictionary the comic kinda seems like a play on word. Boysenous = Poisonous?

[Reno]

Originally Posted by Spectacular_Insanity

...Spacebar...broken....nochanceof....recovery..

Here's a funny comic I saw on DA today:

HAHA!!!! YES!!!! Cyanide and Happiness OWNS!!!!