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Old 2004-03-22, 18:16   Link #81
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you cant spell obfuscated without USC
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Old 2004-03-22, 18:17   Link #82
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you cant spell obfuscated without USC
I don't get it ...
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Old 2004-03-22, 18:24   Link #83
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I don't get it ...
i hope that was part of the joke

obfuscated=confused...

USC= college...

so, anyone else have some funnies

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Old 2004-03-22, 18:31   Link #84
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Spoiler for french wars:
Here's a cute trick that everyone should know.
  • Go to http://www.google.com
  • type (or copy-paste): French Military Victories
  • Click on the "I'm feeling lucky" button. This will take you to the most probable page, skipping the results page altogether.
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Old 2004-03-22, 18:53   Link #85
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so, anyone else have some funnies
Well .. I did until your stupid french jokes.

Now I just don't think this thread is funny at all anymore!
As a matter of fact I didn't even find it funny from the beginning
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Old 2004-03-22, 19:26   Link #86
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Well .. I did until your stupid french jokes.

Now I just don't think this thread is funny at all anymore!
As a matter of fact I didn't even find it funny from the beginning
He warned people who would get offended prehand that it was based on the french, that's why he put it in spoiler tags If you read it, then you chose to read it. I found them funny becuase ironically enough, they were very historically acurate
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Old 2004-03-22, 20:37   Link #87
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My little sister told me this joke

One day an old man and a monkey enters the bar
While The old man was drinking the monkey plays around on the pool table
all the sudden the monkey eats the 8 ball
the worried bar tender goes "SiR your monkey just ate the 8 ball!"
The old man with a wide grin goes "good ridance"
They leave the bar and but the monkey does not die
One week later.
The old man and the monkey enters the bar again
this time the monkey sits with the old man
all the sudden the monkey takes a penut shoves it up it's ass and takes it out and eats it
Before the barkeeper could say anything
The old man says "He likes to test every thing he eats these days"
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Old 2004-03-22, 20:43   Link #88
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Hi...
guess man I'm from mgood old germany and like those french jokes...

so go on

greetz
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Old 2004-03-22, 20:51   Link #89
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My little sister told me this joke

One day an old man and a monkey enters the bar
While The old man was drinking the monkey plays around on the pool table
all the sudden the monkey eats the 8 ball
the worried bar tender goes "SiR your monkey just ate the 8 ball!"
The old man with a wide grin goes "good ridance"
They leave the bar and but the monkey does not die
One week later.
The old man and the monkey enters the bar again
this time the monkey sits with the old man
all the sudden the monkey takes a penut shoves it up it's ass and takes it out and eats it
Before the barkeeper could say anything
The old man says "He likes to test every thing he eats these days"

I don't get it
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Old 2004-03-22, 20:53   Link #90
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I don't get it
Me either
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Old 2004-03-22, 20:55   Link #91
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Me either
Wanna be my friend?
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Old 2004-03-22, 21:08   Link #92
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where does food go out after you eat it- and what did the monkey eat?
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Old 2004-03-22, 21:16   Link #93
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Wanna be my friend?
no.... -.-


(joking )
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Old 2004-03-22, 23:38   Link #94
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Originally Posted by NoSanninWa
Here's a cute trick that everyone should know.
  • Go to http://www.google.com
  • type (or copy-paste): French Military Victories
  • Click on the "I'm feeling lucky" button. This will take you to the most probable page, skipping the results page altogether.
oh. i thought you were commenting on how i got those jokes

Michael jokes okay?

Spoiler for big scaary burn victim:
just in case you didnt already hear these

the most funny non-insulting meant to be racist joke ever. to japanese people
Spoiler:


i laughed so hard when someone said this to try and insult me


why do black people get mad when asians wear fubu?
why dont asians get mad at black people wearing fubu?

(if you dont get it, FUBU is For Us By Us)
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Old 2004-03-23, 07:09   Link #95
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Old 2004-03-23, 11:57   Link #96
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Spoiler:
that was actually pretty good.

Hmmm... bad.

Spoiler for jew joke:


mmm~ running out of ideas.
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Old 2004-03-23, 18:04   Link #97
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I know how some you luv to laugh at good ol' George






again if this offends anyone sowee!!
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Old 2004-03-23, 18:22   Link #98
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Good ones! But?
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I know how some you luv to laugh at good ol' George
I don't get this one. Why are the binoculars funny?
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Old 2004-03-23, 18:26   Link #99
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Good ones! But?

I don't get this one. Why are the binoculars funny?
Ah!!! hes looking through with the lens caps still on..
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Old 2004-03-23, 19:15   Link #100
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Good ones! But?

I don't get this one. Why are the binoculars funny?
hehe, yeah binoculars is a funny word.
sounds like what you would call a dinosaur who "swang both ways"

and who needed a friend? cuz i thought i saw one the other day, i think they cost like 100 bucks for 30 mins, well thats the going rate here in san diego
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