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teachopvutru · 2008-03-03, 02:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by jedinat

Try thinking for a moment. It works sometimes.

(@kayos: that is a very old and stupid joke

)

I don't get it either...

Please explain...

jedinat · 2008-03-03, 02:24

He asked us if we wanted to hear a dirty joke.
The white horse fell into the mud--and got dirty.

Get it? I guess it's a meta-joke.

kayos · 2008-03-03, 02:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by jedinat

(@kayos: that is a very old and stupid joke

)

Blasphemy!!!!

Actually what's old and stupid to you was new and hilarious to me.

It's quite a simple and clever joke, ironically it isn't even a joke that's what was funny about it.

But it's true after the first laugh... it gets old real fast.

jedinat · 2008-03-03, 02:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayos

Blasphemy!!!!

Actually what's old and stupid to you was new and hilarious to me.

It's quite a simple and clever joke, ironically it isn't even a joke that's what was funny about it.

But it's true after the first laugh... it gets old real fast.

It's the type of joke my dad tells. I think he learned all his jokes in the third grade:
book titles
Antlers in the Tree-tops by Who Goosed the Moose
Yellow Rivers by We P. Freely
Eh, for some reason that's all of his silliness I can remember right now.

[DOT].L · 2008-03-03, 05:48

People familiar with Gamespot's live productions will probably find this picture somewhat amusing:

Spoiler for Gamespot is still crazy:

D a m i e n · 2008-03-03, 05:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by cnnydz

boys can you find the boat in this picture

.

Spoiler for optical illusion:

nice boat.

Dxon · 2008-03-03, 13:17

Gamespot is crazy?

EarlyBlake · 2008-03-04, 02:38

How not to land an airplane:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueJeC...&feature=bz301

It's not LOL funny, but kind of funny. Anyone know enough German to catch what the photographers are saying?

Utter_iMADNESS · 2008-03-04, 07:20

^ That's a pretty good recovery considering the crosswinds that they had to battle. That's probably why the plane was being pushed sideways to the left as it attempted to land.

technomo12 · 2008-03-04, 09:33

actually it is true

the cause was a hurricane

also

adter that incedent 3 practice plane crashed and 6 people died

any way it is funny in a humane way

Jinto · 2008-03-04, 13:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by EarlyBlake

How not to land an airplane:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueJeC...&feature=bz301

It's not LOL funny, but kind of funny. Anyone know enough German to catch what the photographers are saying?

Here is the background story. (I heard the pilot claimed there were crosswind gust of 155mp/h|250km/h)

So what were the guys saying:

P1: Oh.
P2: Boah.
P2: It nearly...
P1: Have you seen this?
P2: It nearly tanked.
P1: *wind gust noise* ... think they should close this runway soon.
P2: I think so too.
P1: Imo the wing scraped ground, or not?
P2: Well, I think so.
P1: I have looked there, and it was very close... *wind gust*

***NightWish*** · 2008-03-04, 14:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by EarlyBlake

How not to land an airplane

More like "How not to crash an aircraft". Not so appropriate for this thread

. I guess I found it interesting enough to comment though...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Utter_iMADNESS

That's a pretty good recovery considering the crosswinds that they had to battle.

Indeed. Like the article that Jinto posted says, "The pilots reacted outstandingly". It was more impressive than funny, more "awe" than "laugh" inspiring.

Zaku Hyuga · 2008-03-05, 08:40

Here's a funny video from youtube

cnnydz · 2008-03-05, 12:33

some excellent exam answers

Spoiler for answers:

and essays

Spoiler for essay:

Spoiler for US2 lol:

Goshin · 2008-03-05, 12:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by cnnydz

some excellent exam answers

Spoiler for answers:

and essays

Spoiler for essay:

Spoiler for US2 lol:

Wow either he was very stupid or had a lot balls. I remember back in 9th grade biology, I had classmadte who was so dumb and did not care that when multiple choice test came and he had no one to cheat off (me

) he would just start from the top and write down the alaphabet, if there was more than 26 questions he would start over.

personally I've been tempted to draw a design on scantron tests but haven't found any test meaningless enaugh to do it.

that just reminds me that biology teacher was preety dumb to, one day every one cheated off me and got all the same exact anwers. the teacher said he "suspected" us of cheating but let us keep our grades anyways

Pendevous · 2008-03-05, 13:33

Spoiler for lame joke number 1:

Spoiler for Lame joke number 2:

w00tness · 2008-03-05, 17:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by cnnydz

some excellent exam answers

Spoiler for answers:

and essays

Spoiler for essay:

Spoiler for US2 lol:

I loled.

I cant believe the teacher actually bothered to correct his mistakes in the second paper.

gabbytay · 2008-03-05, 18:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by cnnydz

some excellent exam answers

Spoiler for answers:

and essays

Spoiler for essay:

Spoiler for US2 lol:

I want see moar!

cookies for you

technomo12 · 2008-03-05, 21:24

LOLS haha nice one

[DOT].L · 2008-03-06, 00:17

I didn't know there are still people who haven't read those papers. They were pretty popular back in the days when they first appeared.

For more essays of this nature, google "jeremy lavine" and "peter nguyen." (personally, I prefer Lavine's essay on lightning)

On another note, this is why people should never attempt to replicate fighting game moves in real life.

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EarlyBlake N L A M Join Date: Mar 2007	How not to land an airplane: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueJeC...&feature=bz301 It's not LOL funny, but kind of funny. Anyone know enough German to catch what the photographers are saying? Last edited by EarlyBlake; 2008-03-04 at 03:14.

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Utter_iMADNESS Life's better in a harem. Graphic Designer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada	^ That's a pretty good recovery considering the crosswinds that they had to battle. That's probably why the plane was being pushed sideways to the left as it attempted to land. __________________

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Pendevous Yoroshiku Graphic Designer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Philippines Age: 25	Spoiler for lame joke number 1: Things to say at work when you're stressed: "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unscrew you" "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing" "Well this day was a total waste of make-up" "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?" "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after." "Do I look like a people person?" "This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting" "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left" "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose" "Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?" "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years." "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer." "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable" "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet" "Back off!! You're standing in my aura." "Don't worry. I forgot your name too." "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor." "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead." "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality" "Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done." "Ambivalent? Well yes and no." "You look like shit. Is that the style now?" "Earth is full. Go home." "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?" "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert." "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth." "You are depriving some village of an idiot." "If assholes could fly, this place would be a freaking airport." Spoiler for Lame joke number 2: All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work... The 'asshole' is usually in charge! __________________ Last edited by Pendevous; 2008-03-05 at 13:34. Reason: Added a lame joke

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