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Old 2008-03-03, 02:24   Link #2021
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He asked us if we wanted to hear a dirty joke.
The white horse fell into the mud--and got dirty.

Get it? I guess it's a meta-joke.
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Old 2008-03-03, 02:26   Link #2022
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(@kayos: that is a very old and stupid joke )

Blasphemy!!!!


Actually what's old and stupid to you was new and hilarious to me.

It's quite a simple and clever joke, ironically it isn't even a joke that's what was funny about it.

But it's true after the first laugh... it gets old real fast.
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Old 2008-03-03, 02:37   Link #2023
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Blasphemy!!!!


Actually what's old and stupid to you was new and hilarious to me.

It's quite a simple and clever joke, ironically it isn't even a joke that's what was funny about it.

But it's true after the first laugh... it gets old real fast.
It's the type of joke my dad tells. I think he learned all his jokes in the third grade:
book titles
Antlers in the Tree-tops by Who Goosed the Moose
Yellow Rivers by We P. Freely
Eh, for some reason that's all of his silliness I can remember right now.
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Old 2008-03-03, 05:48   Link #2024
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People familiar with Gamespot's live productions will probably find this picture somewhat amusing:
Spoiler for Gamespot is still crazy:
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Old 2008-03-03, 05:55   Link #2025
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boys can you find the boat in this picture.
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nice boat.
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Old 2008-03-03, 13:17   Link #2026
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Gamespot is crazy?
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Old 2008-03-04, 02:38   Link #2027
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How not to land an airplane:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueJeC...&feature=bz301

It's not LOL funny, but kind of funny. Anyone know enough German to catch what the photographers are saying?

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Old 2008-03-04, 07:20   Link #2028
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^ That's a pretty good recovery considering the crosswinds that they had to battle. That's probably why the plane was being pushed sideways to the left as it attempted to land.
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Old 2008-03-04, 09:33   Link #2029
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actually it is true

the cause was a hurricane

also

adter that incedent 3 practice plane crashed and 6 people died

any way it is funny in a humane way
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Old 2008-03-04, 13:04   Link #2030
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How not to land an airplane:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueJeC...&feature=bz301

It's not LOL funny, but kind of funny. Anyone know enough German to catch what the photographers are saying?
Here is the background story. (I heard the pilot claimed there were crosswind gust of 155mp/h|250km/h)

So what were the guys saying:

P1: Oh.
P2: Boah.
P2: It nearly...
P1: Have you seen this?
P2: It nearly tanked.
P1: *wind gust noise* ... think they should close this runway soon.
P2: I think so too.
P1: Imo the wing scraped ground, or not?
P2: Well, I think so.
P1: I have looked there, and it was very close... *wind gust*

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Old 2008-03-04, 14:44   Link #2031
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How not to land an airplane
More like "How not to crash an aircraft". Not so appropriate for this thread . I guess I found it interesting enough to comment though...
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That's a pretty good recovery considering the crosswinds that they had to battle.
Indeed. Like the article that Jinto posted says, "The pilots reacted outstandingly". It was more impressive than funny, more "awe" than "laugh" inspiring.
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Old 2008-03-05, 08:40   Link #2032
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Here's a funny video from youtube

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Old 2008-03-05, 12:33   Link #2033
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some excellent exam answers
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and essays
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Spoiler for US2 lol:
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Old 2008-03-05, 12:44   Link #2034
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some excellent exam answers
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and essays
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Spoiler for US2 lol:
Wow either he was very stupid or had a lot balls. I remember back in 9th grade biology, I had classmadte who was so dumb and did not care that when multiple choice test came and he had no one to cheat off (me ) he would just start from the top and write down the alaphabet, if there was more than 26 questions he would start over.

personally I've been tempted to draw a design on scantron tests but haven't found any test meaningless enaugh to do it.

that just reminds me that biology teacher was preety dumb to, one day every one cheated off me and got all the same exact anwers. the teacher said he "suspected" us of cheating but let us keep our grades anyways
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Old 2008-03-05, 13:33   Link #2035
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Spoiler for lame joke number 1:


Spoiler for Lame joke number 2:
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Old 2008-03-05, 17:15   Link #2036
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some excellent exam answers
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and essays
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I loled.

I cant believe the teacher actually bothered to correct his mistakes in the second paper.
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Old 2008-03-05, 18:49   Link #2037
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some excellent exam answers
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and essays
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I want see moar! cookies for you
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Old 2008-03-05, 21:24   Link #2038
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LOLS haha nice one
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Old 2008-03-06, 00:17   Link #2039
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I didn't know there are still people who haven't read those papers. They were pretty popular back in the days when they first appeared.

For more essays of this nature, google "jeremy lavine" and "peter nguyen." (personally, I prefer Lavine's essay on lightning)

On another note, this is why people should never attempt to replicate fighting game moves in real life.
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Old 2008-03-06, 00:35   Link #2040
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I didn't know there are still people who haven't read those papers. They were pretty popular back in the days when they first appeared.

For more essays of this nature, google "jeremy lavine" and "peter nguyen." (personally, I prefer Lavine's essay on lightning)

On another note, this is why people should never attempt to replicate fighting game moves in real life.
Put out the fire! ^^
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