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Old 2008-04-11, 17:23   Link #2181
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Old 2008-04-12, 14:10   Link #2182
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Hehe I like frogs .
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Old 2008-04-15, 23:24   Link #2183
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2007 VS 1973

These might be truth but laugh away.




Scenario: Jack goes duck hunting before school, pulls into school
parking
lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's shotgun, goes
to
his car and gets his to show Jack.
2007- School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail
and
never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for
traumatized
students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end
up
best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2007- Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.
Charge
them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1973- Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal.
Sits
still in class.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.. School
gets
extra donation from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad
gives
him
a whipping.
1973 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
college,
and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to
foster
care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist
that
she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison.
Billy's
mom has affair with psychologist.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ ++++++++

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1973- Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.
Car
searched for drugs and weapons.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1973 : Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2007 : Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for
graduation
is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system
and
Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro
given
diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't
speak
English.

++++++++++++ +++++++++

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of
July,
puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed .
1973- Ants die.

2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with
domestic
terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home,
computers
confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never
allowed
to fly again.

++++++++++++ +++++++++

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his
knee.
He
is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.

1973- In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
She
faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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Old 2008-04-16, 03:26   Link #2184
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@kitto-chan: Oh how true and funny. Cookies for the excellent find.
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Old 2008-04-16, 08:37   Link #2185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kitto-chan View Post
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed .
1973- Ants die.

2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home,
computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never
allowed to fly again.
Lol, WTF?
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Old 2008-04-16, 09:35   Link #2186
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Right, some more lulz for you lovely people
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Spoiler for random:
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Old 2008-04-16, 18:29   Link #2187
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Old 2008-04-16, 21:11   Link #2188
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lol, good one... (imagine if that was a atm)
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Old 2008-04-16, 22:32   Link #2189
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lol i like the kurt kobain one hysterical
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Old 2008-04-17, 03:58   Link #2190
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Hope to not make angry anyone, but yesterday died a great comediant from my land, Mexico, I want to make him this little tributte



Miguel Galvan
1957-2008

Rest in peace, Mexico will never forgettyou

ĦQue viva la raza!
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Old 2008-04-17, 21:12   Link #2191
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Old 2008-04-17, 22:23   Link #2192
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nice cats, nice vid evil, but i don't know much spanish
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Old 2008-04-18, 08:14   Link #2193
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Well, someone decided to de-rep me for my last post. I apologize for the "~yawn" inducing quality of the pictures, and I've decided to make up for that by presenting to you this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR2jjFB_qnc . I hope you many lulz.
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Old 2008-04-18, 15:59   Link #2194
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that's dumb that someone de repped you for those i thought they were funny.
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Old 2008-04-18, 23:35   Link #2195
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I thought they were funny too. Screw those jerks. Ima give you *positive* rep for the video, when I can. I almost fell off my chair.
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Old 2008-04-19, 00:56   Link #2196
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Thanks guys, as a present, I present to you this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpROhIg9eA
I guess it's a bit NSFW, nothing major.
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Old 2008-04-19, 18:07   Link #2197
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOgALTFzFbQ&feature=relatedlol at that last video i watched a bit of it..i can't believe it lol
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Old 2008-04-19, 19:11   Link #2198
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Old 2008-04-20, 00:07   Link #2199
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You want to laugh?



If this doesn't make you laugh then I don't know what can
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Old 2008-04-20, 03:40   Link #2200
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^^ I've seen that before. I must have watched that a dozen times. And it still makes me laugh. You should watch Jeff Dunham's other acts on YouTube as well. They are hysterical.
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