|2004-04-18, 13:02||Link #1823|
KAWAIII-III!!!! >^_^ >
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Magical land! (Magica-ru land!)
He expects Sasuke to get a HUUUUUUGE ""
But it says "to get at..".. Is it my lack of imagination or is it just really hard to figure out? (or is there some hidden spoilertag?)
|2004-04-18, 14:34||Link #1824|
True true, I haven't been doing the word-parodies because well, most people are too lazy to read. They just like to see pictures .
*Tsunade and Sasuke are sitting in the office*
Tsunade: Humm, so Sasuke... what brings you here?
Sasuke: Well... I don't know how to say this...errg... it's embarassing...
Tsunade: I'm the doctor around here, you can trust me.
Sasuke: Alright... well... it feels like my penis is burning...
Tsunade: Oh, don't worry... that just means someone's talking about your penis.
*In the sound village*
Orochimaru: Ya, it was like... 2 cm man.
Last edited by Slade; 2004-04-18 at 14:52.
|2004-04-18, 14:45||Link #1825|
Lol. That was really funny!
Ok I am not so powerful but just my 2 cents worth!
Iruka: You know lately I have been getting strange calls... I wonder who is making it...
Kakashi: Really? Wow, what sort of strange calls? Did he say something like Iruka! Please come over now! My penis needs help! It needs to be satisfied! Please! Only you can help me! Because my penis only wants you! Please! This is a life and death situation! Please! Please!
Iruka: er.... ya.... (realises sasuke and naruto were behind them all along) SHHH!! Don't say so loud!!!! Its bad for children!
Sasuke and Naruto: Hey! We are Homo too! Dun worry Iruka-sensei! (looks at each other lovingly)
Sakura: I am so left out.
|2004-04-18, 15:06||Link #1827|
Totally Spirited Away
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Jiraiya; Damn, everytime I see Tsunade I must puke...She is SO UGLY!!!!
Orochimaru; Ah....I love Konoha!!!! All the beautifull flowers and the lovely birds...
Sakura: "Naruto, Sasuke, let's do a trio! "
Naruto: Damn, this Ramen sucks....Bleh.....
Gai: I'm totally lame today dude.....totally NOT bruce lee man....
Gaara: damn, I'm sorry for having attacked u Naruto....I promise I will start a better life from now on....One week I don't kill....The next week i'll kill.....then I don't...then I will.....
Kakshi: Look! what a beaytifull face i have beneath my "mask" don't you think too Ramen girl...?
|2004-04-18, 18:23||Link #1832|
Obey the Shrooples
Join Date: Apr 2004
Sasuke: Damn, acting like this only seems to make ther girls like me.. ad all the guys seem to detest me for some eason. Maybe I should start wearing a ribbon in my hair?
Naruto: Okay Sasuke I onlky wanted you to come here and maybe fix sakura so she will eb all better so you can LEAVE now and go AWAY so that me and my sponge can ahve some peace and... relaxation.
LEe:Too uniwue for Sakura huh.. I KNOW! *Skitters off to Sasuke's room and comes out wearing his closthes and trying to disguise himself as sasuke* Muahaha! Now all the girls really will love me, at last!
Ino: Sasuke-kun! *Glomps*
Lee: Ack! What are you doing?
Ino: HEY! YOU"RE not Sasuke-kun! *Flogs with a rubber spork*
|2004-04-18, 23:17||Link #1835|
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Everett, WA
Shikamaru, dammit, if I weren't so lazy I'd try to go with Naruto and aid him.
Ino: Jee ya think
Shikamaru: And what's this I hear that Sakura keeps calling you Ino pig
Ino: (white stream comes trickling out of Ino's eyes as if she was crying) Don't laugh, *crosses fingers* hmph that idiot's gonna get it some of these days
Last edited by Kouji; 2004-04-19 at 08:35.
|2004-04-18, 23:36||Link #1838|
... ... ...
Hobobaggins: WTF? i said that on the phone once! how do you know that?
(and it wasnt from a TV show either!)
Naruto: ham... burgers... ham... burgers... ... .. WHY DID I EAT THE ONLY ONE LEFT!!!
Sasuke: stop yelling. you are noisy.
Naruto: but... hamburgers! the flavor! the color! the smell!
Naruto: need more!
Sasuke: what kind of burger was it?
Naruto: Leftist Special Delight!!!
Sasuke: .. .. ah. i see a LSD burger. that explains it all.
EDIT: 2,222 WOOOTERS!!!!
Last edited by hobobaggins; 2004-04-19 at 00:01.
|2004-04-19, 04:17||Link #1839|
Pirate Girl Nyuu
Holy hell Mr. Punisher guy, what a weekend.
As if I don’t get enough from nurses with a sadist affection for needles, electronic beds that want to eat you, and spending the night in an ice chest full of talking machines, but I have to deal with the fact that I’m a sad person who watches too much Naruto and that I spent my time wondering just how the fuck do they jump/skip/riverdance/fly thru the trees without smashing themselves on a branch? Or why is it that Gaara’s only weak point was his butt!? HIS BUTT?! Does that not cry analyze me!?
And it’s all thanks to the great Naruto Forum and its wonderful inhabitants that plague it like they are ready to “flame on” once the next noob asks “SO LEIK WHEN DOS NAROTU LEARN CHEDORI???” question.
Yes, I really love this forum.
Ramen Girl (aka Ayame aka Spit Devil) Go Ramen Enjoy or Die! ^_^
Wow! I was in the weekly review again! All that hard (strip poker) work really paid off!
Pathy-san should start a band, seriously! To compliment Slade’s universal domination. How can you NOT rule without a theme song?! We’ll call it WACWANS (short for When A Crowd Wants A Naughty Spanking) and wear pancakes on our heads, as a sign of loyalty and good breakfast!
Lee-pimp, as long as you uphold ASS, then there will always be a peak for you here in the forums!
Think of what your president would say! Just kidding Lee-pimp. Your welcome. ^_^
Once upon a time, 3 little nins were on their way to the Ichiraku Ramen.
Naruto *stomach growls* Ah! I can’t wait to get some ramen! >_<
Kyuubi *inside* Yeah you better get some frikken RAMEN cuz I’m hungry bitch!! And when I’m hungry I get pissed!! So take your weiner friends and get me some lunch!!!
Sasuke I can’t wait to own you in the next few episodes...er...I ain’t buying you shit this time!
Sakura Iruka-sensei told us to watch out for wolves on our way to the stand! So be alert!
Sasuke Ch. He’s a pansy man, and anyway we’ll just use you as a shield since you got a target painted on you like an idiot.
Naruto He is NOT a pansy! You’re just jealous because he buys me ramen and not you! *stomach growl*
Kyuubi F*ck yeah you bet yo azz that teach be hooking me up!! Sheit!
Sasuke Well he is...*suddenly notices noticable furry tail*
Kakashi My my hello there! And where are you little ones off to today? ^_^ *wagging*
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura ..............
Kakashi Off to grandmother’s house are we? What sweet children, she’s very lucky!
Naruto Actually were going to the ramen stand!
Sakura *smack* Don’t tell him that! Are you stupid?
Kakashi The ramen stand, aye? Tell ya what! I’ll show you a shortcut to the stand! But as long as you do something for me.
Sasuke *very serious face* And what might this something be?
Kakashi You must buy me the Ichiraku Ramen special.
Sakura So free food in exchange for shortcut?
Naruto There’s a ramen special?! But don’t you eat grandma??
Sasuke *sighs* Alright, deal.
4 hours later...
Naruto Yay! We made it!
Sakura And Sasuke-kuun. Aaand Sasuke-kun. And I was like Sasuke-kuun....
Sasuke *bleeding ears* We’re finally F&*^$#* here!!
Kakashi Remember our deal!
Sasuke Yah yah.... lemme have ya’lls special.
Ramen Man Well it’s about time you came around young man!
Sasuke It’s not for me, it’s for our teacher who is in a horrible cosplay over here.
Ramen Man I see. YO WE GOT A WANKER HERE! SPECIAL ORDER!
Ramen Girl *comes out sultry and so cute* Right this way sir, in the backroom. ^_^
Kakashi Finally Kakashi x Ramen Girl will come true!
Few minutes later Ramen girl comes out.
Sasuke Hey weren’t you supposed to be in there with him? Like “serving” him?
Ramen girl Huh? Oh no! I’m not the ramen girl who fills the special orders. I just cook! My sister does that! ^_^
Kakashi comes out 30 minutes later...
Kakashi Ah! That was the best ramen I ever had! And it tasted extra “special” too! (bad pun)
Ramen girl I hope my sister wasn’t to hard on you! ^_^
Kakashi Wha...? How’d you get dressed so fast?? Sis ter.....?
Oro *comes out smoking cigarette* Mmmmm...you were the best customer yet!
Naruto Damn this ramen is awesome@!!
Kyuubi It's about f***ing time!! And afterwards make sure you go on a walk later with perv sennin when he's peeking at the ladies cuz I wanna hit dat!
Last edited by Kaoru; 2004-04-19 at 13:30.
|2004-04-19, 07:55||Link #1840|
Join Date: Feb 2004
Naruto: well, ehr i'm not THAT great... *blushing*
Sasuke: i'm happy my first kiss was from you, you taste like lemon!
Lee: I'm not feeling too well today.. just go ahead to the arena..
Sakura: Just LOOK AT MY POWERS!!! I surpass you guys WAY in fighting and eating ramen!
Neji: I can see your panties!!
Shikamaru: Genki genki! today is the day! I'm gonna beat every guy up with my bare hands I encounter!