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Old 2004-04-18, 15:14   Link #81
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blue wales produce 400 gallons of semen every ejaculation.
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Old 2004-04-18, 15:37   Link #82
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"Man... I was so good... the bitch fainted".

I've heard of lot of things in my time but the way he said that along with the face he made when he said it, I can't forget it.

and yet another direct quote from a girl who will remain nameless...

"Ah... nothing like a shaved pus** after a hot shower!"
...And this is coming from the holy man who found the religion I've converted to... *shakes head*

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I don't know what the most ridiculous one is but I've heard about an American who tried to escape on the 179th day of his 180 days in jail. He got 18 more months after that..
lol!!! that's REALLY ridiculous...

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Back then in Russia, When a man sleeps on the railroad tracks (while a train is coming), the train must stop and wait untill the man wakes up and leaves.
wow! This is it. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

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blue wales produce 400 gallons of semen every ejaculation.

So many interesting pieces of information we learn from these forums...
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Old 2004-04-18, 16:41   Link #83
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For me its probably when people try to tell me that my Rx-7 has a piston engine and when I tell them its a rotary. They look at me like I'm crazy and tell me that I'm wrong. I then proceed to call them an idoit and :fingers: .

The damn guy at the dmv put down I had a four cylinder on my registration after I told him it wasn't. Damn ignorant bastards.
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Old 2004-04-18, 16:58   Link #84
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For me its probably when people try to tell me that my Rx-7 has a piston engine and when I tell them its a rotary. They look at me like I'm crazy and tell me that I'm wrong. I then proceed to call them an idoit and :fingers: .

The damn guy at the dmv put down I had a four cylinder on my registration after I told him it wasn't. Damn ignorant bastards.
Arizona DMV eh? Well I'm glad I'm registered and paid up in California--Though I live in Arizona for now. And speaking of California, the most ridiculous thing I've heard there:

The Governator--can you say "Gahlifohnee-ah?"
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Old 2004-04-18, 17:25   Link #85
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Angry Biggest BS from Bush ever.

I've haven't heard ths, I read it in the newspaper:

After George W. Bush finished his speech about increasing the number of troops in Iraq and hostage-taking situations, people were allowed to ask some questions based all the speech. Guess what this moron-of-a-president did....

George tried changing the subject in every question he was asked.
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Bush made debious assertions, dodged questions and appeared to be a man to arrogant to admit his mistakes, or too dim-witted to see them.
Asked what errors in judgement he made during the run-up to the war, Bush couldn't come up with one, despite the fact that many of the premises he gave for going into Iraq were flat wrong. In fact, he still believes that may be true. "We're still looking for weapons in Iraq", Bush says. Still? Even after his own experts say they aren't there?
And given opportunities to take personal responsibility for government failures in prevent 9/11, Bush also balked.
We would say it was a sorry excuse of a performance, but apperently the president doesn't know the meaning of the word "sorry".
I'm fed up with his lies. Situation in Iraq (lie) = Steal their oil (true)

We have suffered enough from this nubnut, so let someone else job the who isn't a cheating, lying, backstabbing, wannabe, greedy, moronic, embarrassing excuse of a president.
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Old 2004-04-18, 18:35   Link #86
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I've haven't heard ths, I read it in the newspaper:

After George W. Bush finished his speech about increasing the number of troops in Iraq and hostage-taking situations, people were allowed to ask some questions based all the speech. Guess what this moron-of-a-president did....

George tried changing the subject in every question he was asked.


I'm fed up with his lies. Situation in Iraq (lie) = Steal their oil (true)

We have suffered enough from this nubnut, so let someone else job the who isn't a cheating, lying, backstabbing, wannabe, greedy, moronic, embarrassing excuse of a president.
Well we are going political again... Guess I started it /slaps self
While I agree with the above post on the "absurdity" of the Bush Presidency, the above post may be better interpreted and slightly--generous usage of the word--flame-proof, by eliminating the typos
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溶けた心は離れない Toketa kokoro wa hanare nai|There shall be no separating these melting hearts;
例えこの手が離れても Tatoe kono te ga hanare temo|Even if these hands should ever part,
二人がそれを忘れぬ限り Futari ga soreo wasurenu kagiri|As long as it's never forgotten by these two in love.

君が望む永遠 Kimi ga Nozomu Eien|The Eternity of Your Wish
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Old 2004-04-18, 18:45   Link #87
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Old 2004-04-18, 18:55   Link #88
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...And this is coming from the holy man who found the religion I've converted to... *shakes head*



So many interesting pieces of information we learn from these forums...

You have the nerve to call me a "Holy Man"!!! You couldn't just call me a co%^-sucking mother-fu$%er!!? How.. how dare you! Well, I'll make sure you're the last to receive the free t-shirt !

Besides... I didn't say those lines, people I know said em. I mean, I don't think I have physical qualifications to be able to say "Nothing like a shaved pu^^y after a hot shower!"

Yet another thing that came to mind was this-

Eric: "Ya... I'm watching what I eat.... Can I get two big macs, large fries and a large diet coke?"

Me: "How... how is that watching what you eat?"

Eric: "I got the diet coke didn't I?"

He gets two big macs because he combines the 2 big macs for a total of 4 pieces of meat and 4 pieces of bread(only takes out the middle part from the other one) in one burger. Now... that's some diet.
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Old 2004-04-18, 19:36   Link #89
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Well ive heard story that... Nikola Tesla discovered incredible energy source... but he lost his notes... another is... that CIA released the AIDS virus to kill homosexual... and the las thing ive heard is... one is that an alien's hangar at wright patterson airforce base...

That's all...
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Old 2004-04-18, 19:45   Link #90
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... and the las thing ive heard is... one is that an alien's hangar at wright patterson airforce base...
So you're telling me that all I have to do is drive an hour north on 75, by-pass security and I can have my own space ship?? OOoooo....me wants now!

I was told by a friend who worked up there that they developed a flight simulator that can break the 4th dimension.
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Old 2004-04-18, 21:18   Link #91
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So you're telling me that all I have to do is drive an hour north on 75, by-pass security and I can have my own space ship?? OOoooo....me wants now!

I was told by a friend who worked up there that they developed a flight simulator that can break the 4th dimension.
I flight sim that can travel to the 4th dimension! WOW!...

That's all...
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Old 2004-04-18, 21:27   Link #92
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blue wales produce 400 gallons of semen every ejaculation.
which answers the question why the beach tastes salty eh? hehehe...
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Old 2004-04-18, 21:29   Link #93
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Well ive heard story that... Nikola Tesla discovered incredible energy source... but he lost his notes...

Three years ago at breakfast one morning I met a guy who believed that. He told me and my friend that he was going to build an aircraft (he was an Aero Engineer) that could change directions instantaneously (like UFOs are supposed to do). He cited Nikola Tesla and called Einstein's theories a bunch of nonsense when he claimed he could build an engine with 95% efficiency (FYI: that's almost impossible to do, most engines have far, FAR less efficieny). Then he said he was going to mount the engine on a spinning pivot so that you could turn the pivot and change the direction that the engine propeled the aircraft (which itself would be circular like a UFO).

Talk about close encounters That guy was insane (but passionate)
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Old 2004-04-18, 21:31   Link #94
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momjigari: LOL! Yuck. I can never feel the same at the beach again.
You deserve to be shown Man-Faye for that!
/me goes off to corrupt his friends' minds...

A Darwin Award nominee:
(12 February 2003) Three men wielding knives tried to rob a slaughterhouse. But when it comes to hand to hand combat with sharp blades, butchers working in a slaughterhouse are more than a match for your average thief. They stabbed two of the intruders to death. The third man escaped from the angry butchers and fled in his car.

Police soon spotted him, and after a brief car chase, the would-be thief pulled over and leapt from his vehicle. But instead of fleeing into the underbrush, he tried to dodge heavy traffic and escape across the highway. Perhaps he thought that threatening butchers with knives was not a sufficient demonstration of his intelligence.

Within seconds, the natural justice system meted out his punishment in the form of a large truck, which struck and killed him.
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Old 2004-04-18, 21:36   Link #95
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which answers the question why the beach tastes salty eh? hehehe...
Hah, and some people are afraid of sharks. What about whale semen?

Thanks for that remark. Now I can never go swimming again :fingers:
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Old 2004-04-18, 22:11   Link #96
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Slade xTekno: oh no...not man-faye. That guy gave me terrible nightmares w/ that outfit..

Roots: I've done my job then!!

hehehe...Just say NO to the Beach!!
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Old 2004-04-19, 03:45   Link #97
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Three years ago at breakfast one morning I met a guy who believed that. He told me and my friend that he was going to build an aircraft (he was an Aero Engineer) that could change directions instantaneously (like UFOs are supposed to do). He cited Nikola Tesla and called Einstein's theories a bunch of nonsense when he claimed he could build an engine with 95% efficiency (FYI: that's almost impossible to do, most engines have far, FAR less efficieny). Then he said he was going to mount the engine on a spinning pivot so that you could turn the pivot and change the direction that the engine propeled the aircraft (which itself would be circular like a UFO).

Talk about close encounters That guy was insane (but passionate)
Is he really insane?...and passionate?...

That's all...
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Old 2004-04-19, 05:04   Link #98
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You have the nerve to call me a "Holy Man"!!! You couldn't just call me a co%^-sucking mother-fu$%er!!? How.. how dare you! Well, I'll make sure you're the last to receive the free t-shirt !

Besides... I didn't say those lines, people I know said em. I mean, I don't think I have physical qualifications to be able to say "Nothing like a shaved pu^^y after a hot shower!"
I know you didn't actually say them, and where's my free t-shirt you co%^-sucking mother-fu$%er!!?
*you asked for it *
Really, your friend's diet... Amazing ^_^ I'm taking notes.

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(12 February 2003) Three men wielding knives tried to rob a slaughterhouse. But when it comes to hand to hand combat with sharp blades, butchers working in a slaughterhouse are more than a match for your average thief. They stabbed two of the intruders to death. The third man escaped from the angry butchers and fled in his car.
Police soon spotted him, and after a brief car chase, the would-be thief pulled over and leapt from his vehicle. But instead of fleeing into the underbrush, he tried to dodge heavy traffic and escape across the highway. Perhaps he thought that threatening butchers with knives was not a sufficient demonstration of his intelligence.

Within seconds, the natural justice system meted out his punishment in the form of a large truck, which struck and killed him.
And thus you have the basic difference between real life v. Hollywood. (Real life is so much more fun :P)

Sexy-no-Jutsu: your facts are quite amusing! since you talked about the "rule of thumb", I happen to know where the term "mad as a hatter" came from: back in the colonial days, the men who made those tall hats that the colonials used would use lead to make the gold strip in the base. They'd always lick the lead off their finger after making the strip thin, and well, lead is poisonous and can make you crazy (learned that in chem). So, voila. The hatters really were mad

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Old 2004-04-19, 05:16   Link #99
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Here is some pointless, weird and ridiculous facts for you to enjoy:

- On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American Flag. (Apparently??)

- LASER is an acronym, which means Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

- All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4.20.

- Coca-Cola was originally green.

- Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

- If you put a raisin in a champagne bottle, it will rise and fall continuously.

- Women blink nearly twice as much as men do. *blink blink blink*

- The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

Or click this..... HERE

I think that might be enough for now..
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Old 2004-04-19, 10:55   Link #100
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half the country doesnt get he is pulling the fleece over their eyes.

hopefully, after we beat the crap outta Iraq, oil price will drop.

SxT: man... ... do you read the darwin awards?

I only buy the books. i need the second one.


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after inventing many great things (AC current, how to utilize it fully...) he dies a poor man after releasing his pattent to the Govt. for the war cause.
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